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A thread of splendid Falmer graffiti







wigman

Well-known member
Oct 10, 2006
4,749
East Preston
I noticed in walking around the Falmer site today what a magnificent and tempting opportunity the blue perimeter hoardings appear to be offering the Albion community to express their profound- and sometimes less so- thoughts. In a strictly chalk-only, non-permanent, definitely-not-criminal-damage sort of way.

So by way of a change from the usual stadium-porn of girders, arches and concrete, please enjoy some moments of Albion wisdom (and chalk genitalia) from the fans, by the fans and for the fans.
:thumbsup:

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August 2011 were home was written by my daughter.
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,499
Edna, just how did you accidentally stumble across that? Or, if you found it by search, what were you actually looking for? :laugh: The mind boggles.

I would like to say it was because I was sent the link.

I would, however, be lying. I was actually looking for something on google images and lo and behold, there it was. You can't just ignore a link with a name like that, can you? So I didn't :blush:
 






Billy Mays

New member
Aug 14, 2008
519
Fruit Cove
How about an honourable mention for "My mother made me a whore"
followed by "If I supply the material will she make me one"?
 








Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave
Helpful Moderator
Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
Jesus - it's a literate orang utan! Did it write the "I'm a girl and I love BHA" bit, too? It does appear to have a handbag, which might suggest it's a female although surely "girl" is pushing it a bit. Look at those simian forearms, and those paws. And, now I come to think of it, those humiliatingly-short comedy trousers... it's not a travelling circus escapee, is it? "Roll Up, See Dolores The Amazing Writing Orang Utan - Marvel As She Scrawls On Walls, Gasp As She Signs Her Bar Bill", etc?

Quite, quite brilliant!

Point of order though, they were normal shorts which at the rime, probably needed pulling up a tad. I don't own any 3/4 length trousers, comedy or otherwise.

On a similar and not unrelated subject, I seem to remember seeing photos of a man who looked looked remarkably like your good self wearing said trouser-y things in the Far East...
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,813
West, West, West Sussex
Funniest graffiti I've ever seen was someone wrote," I f***ed your mother" and someone wrote underneath, "Go home Dad, your drunk".

:lolol:

My favourite was on a condom machine in a pub toliet. Underneath the usual sticker "This machine is alarmed" someone had written, "The other one's scared shitless"
 


mona

The Glory Game
Jul 9, 2003
5,471
High up on the South Downs.
When we were in the top division, there was a lot of needle with Southampton. A group of Stains players got into trouble after a European tie in Sweden. One of them was a striker called Moran. A BHA fan wrote "MORAN IS A RAPIST" in the Lord Nelson gents. This was changed to "MORAN IS A TRAPPIST" by some North Laine hippy.
 








portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,609
For Christs sakes.

Do some people actually have any f***ing lives?

Sorry, but I've taken offence to the word "Archer" since 1995. People have every right to ask for it's removal alongside less offensive graffiti like the word "c***".
 








Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,687
Under new ownership (Brighton fans) and vastly improved from the wreck it was...
It's not your Dad is it? 'Mistah?' (That's a serious question BTW, as I've just put two and two together and probably come up with five.).
 






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