A thread of splendid Falmer graffiti

[HalfTimeOrange]

Me & my mate did the "Portsmouth are Shit" one, famous

 

[Saint Harold 7]

I wrote Pomey are shit famous I didnt have time to write **** tho cause i had to goo :/ But very nice stadium guys, cant wait to play you there next year.

 

[HalfTimeOrange]

I wrote Pomey are shit famous I didnt have time to write **** tho cause i had to goo :/ But very nice stadium guys, cant wait to play you there next year.

Yes Harold

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You'll be glad it was captured for posterity then, probably washed away in the rain now. Sentiment is entirely correct however.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

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Which NSC'ers are Brewery Tap regulars?

As Conboy says, far better place now, decent beer, competent management, unlike before (Harveys tasting like washing up liquid; yes, I know you gassed up yellow water drinkers will say it always tastes like that) and the free sausages and chicken have started appearing again, well they had after the last home game.

My favourite graffiti was, "Palace wats (sic) it like to have a ground".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My favourite graffiti was, "Palace wats (sic) it like to have a ground".

That was taken a couple of months back, it's not there now.

It's somehow better that half the efforts are spelt incorrectly, I think. It doesn't make the sentiment any less valid

 

[Deleted User X18H]

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Which NSC'ers are Brewery Tap regulars?

I know exactly who that is and I will be giving thier names to the police very very soon

 

[Billy Mays]

For some reason amongst all that lot "Portsmouth are shit" was my favourite. Concise , accurate and to the point.

Slightly off topic but reminded me of the Stephen King short story about the travelling salesman who collects grafitti from this travels.

 

[franks brother]

OH i watch him do that!

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

Still waiting for somebody to post a photo of the road sign with the 'football' and the words Stadium on it.

 

[Everest]

Still waiting for somebody to post a photo of the road sign with the 'football' and the words Stadium on it.

There's already been a few of those.

 

[mona]

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
He was writing on a Falmer wall and looked like van der Oaf.....

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Any of you lot care to admit to being the author of any of this?!

You're not getting me on that old "entrapment" routine, copper!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You're not getting me on that old "entrapment" routine, copper!

I think it's all perfectly legitimate, providing it's not offensive. "Portsmouth are shit" cannot be considered offensive IMHO, just fact

 

[8ace]

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OH i watch him do that!

What a lovely manbag.

 

[8ace]

Poor effort - they forgot to draw any jizz shooting out the end.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You are of course correct, as any schoolboy knows.

Here are some fine examples of the genre, should you feel the need to add a contribution:

One Million Penises

 

[Mr Banana]

I f***ing love you Jamie.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I can't help feeling that plenty of other clubs would have some horrendous mural surrounding their sites, or at least a giant full length advert for the building company. I kind of like it that ours essentially is a big blue canvas for Albion related wisdom.

I will be keeping an eye on it as the site moves on, and will of course update with more photos as and when. Who needs Jack Straw, I see this as more of a Banksy affair

 

[ArfurW8]

Disappointed nobody has written "CPFC DIE" yet !

I miss those steps at Hove station.