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Father Dougal: I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks.
Father Ted: I'm sorry!?
Dougal: I said I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks.
Ted: Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again, Dougal!?
Dougal: I have, yeah Ted, you big gobshite!
Father Dougal: I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks.
Father Ted: I'm sorry!?
Dougal: I said I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks.
Ted: Have you been reading those Roddy Doyle books again, Dougal!?
Dougal: I have, yeah Ted, you big gobshite!