A thread full of banning offences

[Notters' Dad]

Are you f***ing for real?

The reason you get these insults (which you seem to have very wierdly collected and prioritised) is becuase you wind people up and never stop moaning - like a wife 45 years into a marriage.

Thanks for the explanation B tid, but unfortunately I don't think we'll get the message through on this subject.
My major problem now is if the wife's going to turn like that next anniversary I think I'll quit now!

 

[bhaexpress]

Please bear in mind that good old WW is having multiple orgasms as the thread he started has had so many replies. Here you go WW, your next bit of stickiness is from me.

 

[The Large One]

By saying that the financial package which included the loans from the banks where in place when they clearly were not.

Did he?

 

[Deanbha]

your all wankers

 

[Taybha]

Have you eaten rather a lot of pies then Tay.

im not exactly mr universe but the label clearly says 2 man tent and either the makers are a long lost pygmy swedish tribe or ive been stiffed.

 

[severnside gull]

your all wankers

a truism if ever there was one

you are clearly a perceptive judge of humankind (or at least mankind)











however could I suggest that you work on your expressive skills



you should have at least added one of these

and possibly one of these too



accept them as a gift from me

 

[Brighton till i die]

So now 7 day bans only last an hour do they? Double standards

i've been away for 4 hours...who got banned??

 

[NMH]

Quite right so maybe a bit of context? If a load of posters tardpile someone for having controversial or different/stupid views then maybe they should be timed out for langauge and harrasment?

Wereas if I just say, afternoon Bracknell you crusty old sod, joke or not its hardly mass hysteria enducing.

I dont think WW deserved a ban, and theres always the angle that banning someone "unpopular " is a way of bigging yourself up(not aimed at you here).

I am very libertine and the only person who deserved a permenent time out imo is watford O, some may need a cooling of period. But banning WW is having a go at the diversity of views expressed on NSC even if some of them are crass and stupid.

Ooow get you!

I remember you going MENTAL about the mods.

("lovely race, the Romans" stylee)

 

[looney]

Ooow get you!

I remember you going MENTAL about the mods.

("lovely race, the Romans" stylee)

iF i WANTED THE OPINIONS OF a self endulgent contrite wanker like you I'll pull the cord in your back and let you babble.

Mods are there to be shot at, its a given. You would grasp this if you ever had any responsibility in your life rather than mooching on a football forum all day.

 

[Brighton till i die]

14 pages

 

[NMH]

iF i WANTED THE OPINIONS OF a self endulgent contrite wanker like you I'll pull the cord in your back and let you babble.

Mods are there to be shot at, its a given. You would grasp this if you ever had any responsibility in your life rather than mooching on a football forum all day.

boitch!

I touched a NERVE eh?

As for "on a football forum all day"... you didn't take long to respond this balmy Friday eve. Does your boyfriend know you're here?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

where is the report button anyway ?

See the little

beneath the words
Dougal
Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sussex
Posts: 9,173
?

Try that.

 

[The Ringleader]

iF i WANTED THE OPINIONS OF a self endulgent contrite wanker like you I'll pull the cord in your back and let you babble.

Mods are there to be shot at, its a given. You would grasp this if you ever had any responsibility in your life rather than mooching on a football forum all day.

He only has 3 times as many posts as you therfor you must be on here 1/3 of your day on here

 

[Deanbha]

a truism if ever there was one

you are clearly a perceptive judge of humankind (or at least mankind)





there we go





however could I suggest that you work on your expressive skills



you should have at least added one of these

and possibly one of these too



accept them as a gift from me

 

[NMH]

iF i WANTED THE OPINIONS OF a self endulgent contrite wanker like you I'll pull the cord in your back and let you babble.

Mods are there to be shot at, its a given. You would grasp this if you ever had any responsibility in your life rather than mooching on a football forum all day.

You think your flamings the top notch
cos I've read all your banter
though you don't mind your p's and q's
the only c's you sail are fanta

So go out on a better tack
to try your put-down game
a quick poem to put you on your back
flush you down your great flame drain

Think twice until you take on me
I will be bad for your health
As Ali G would say, succinctly
check y'self b4 you wreck y'self

Booyakasha!

 

[dougdeep]

You think your flamings the top notch
cos I've read all your banter
though you don't mind your p's and q's
the only c's you sail are fanta

So go out on a better tack
to try your put-down game
a quick poem to put you on your back
flush you down your great flame drain

Think twice until you take on me
I will be bad for your health
As Ali G would say, succinctly
check y'self b4 you wreck y'self

Booyakasha!

At poetry you are the pits,
I've never seen a wors'en.
And as for recognising pubs,
there is no lesser person.

If you want a rhyming match,
I'll gladly stand my quarter.
You need bringing dahn a peg,
so I think I bleedin' oughta.

 

[NMH]

I'm up for that one dougycreep
you won't have the chops
I will make your poor arse seep
until it does the plops

A quick rhyme down will see you off
for me it's just the ticket
I advise you do not 'hedge' your bets
before I throw you to the thicket

 

[dougdeep]

Put them up then Hitler man,
and toe the line right 'ere.
The loser gets a ridicule,
the winner gets a beer.

Just keep'em short, and don't resort,
to your usual load of rabbit.
Or you'll end up in 2nd place,
and committing that dirty habit.

 

[Don Quixote]

YOU'RE ALL CUNTS THE LOT OF YOU!

Yeah, you heard.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

No one likes a grass.