Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
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Can't be arsed to think of it, bit something must be do-able with the B52's Love Shack?
Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak etc etc
I like that.
Can't be arsed to think of it, bit something must be do-able with the B52's Love Shack?
Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak etc etc
To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.
Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game
We've got new players, the least we can do is try and give 'em a song. Here's one for Tomasz Kuszczak (to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home …)
He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
Our Polish keeper at the back
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
When there's a cross, he gives a shout
Whatever you try, he'll keep you out
Tomasz Kuszczak - Brighton's number 1
My starter for 10 - what've you got?
Goal kicks.........
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
or something like that
To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.
Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game
That is actually good.Tomas Kuszczak tra la la la la to the tune of brown girl in the ring. ONE MILLION times better and easier.
How about
We can't spell your naaaame... we can't spell your naa-aaa-aaaame.... Tomas Kuszczak... we can't spell your name....
To the chorus of 'I love you baby' (Frankie Valli I think?)
He's To-masz Kuszczak,
No-one can spell his name
He's Tomasz Kuszczak,
He keeps us in the game
Tomasz Kuszczak,
Trust in me when I saaaayyy...
Repeat.
How about
We can't spell your naaaame... we can't spell your naa-aaa-aaaame.... Tomas Kuszczak... we can't spell your name....
To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.
Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game
very funny Saturday, hope this is there to stay.
To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.
Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game
ANOTHER chant ripped off Liverpool. Christ at this rate we're gonna have to start paying them royalties.
Really? never heard it.