A Song for Kuszczsak

[Tooting Gull]

Can't be arsed to think of it, bit something must be do-able with the B52's Love Shack?

Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak etc etc

I like that.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

If I could be there Id sing this!

 

[Seagull Steve]

We've got new players, the least we can do is try and give 'em a song. Here's one for Tomasz Kuszczak (to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home …)

He plays for Brighton & Hove Albion
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
Our Polish keeper at the back
Kuszczak, Kuszczak
When there's a cross, he gives a shout
Whatever you try, he'll keep you out
Tomasz Kuszczak - Brighton's number 1

My starter for 10 - what've you got?

I like that one Mr Poskett.

 

[Im Not A JCL]

i was in Block B Row Y for the reading game, and 'big pol in our goal' kept going off, it was quite good and at least everyone can join in

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

To the chorus of 'I love you baby' (Frankie Valli I think?)

He's To-masz Kuszczak,
No-one can spell his name
He's Tomasz Kuszczak,
He keeps us in the game
Tomasz Kuszczak,
Trust in me when I saaaayyy...

Repeat.

 

[Wilko]

Goal kicks.........

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

or something like that

THis would be funny from the North stand every time we had a goal kick.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Borscht Borscht we love your Borscht
Borscht Borscht we love your Borscht
Borscht Borscht we love your Borscht

Super Tomasz Kuszczak

 

[wehatepalace]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

Second line should be "we've got a great big pole in our goal"

 

[Silent Bob]

Tomas Kuszczak tra la la la la to the tune of brown girl in the ring. ONE MILLION times better and easier.

That is actually good.
Other teams seem to managed songs with more than five words though.

 

[mattislost]

How about

We can't spell your naaaame... we can't spell your naa-aaa-aaaame.... Tomas Kuszczak... we can't spell your name....

love it!

 

[Billy the Fish]

To the chorus of 'I love you baby' (Frankie Valli I think?)

He's To-masz Kuszczak,
No-one can spell his name
He's Tomasz Kuszczak,
He keeps us in the game
Tomasz Kuszczak,
Trust in me when I saaaayyy...

Repeat.

That's decent

 

[The Terminator]

A few good suggestions on this thread, i would try to get away from sloop john B.

Imo the best suggestion is 'Weve got a big pole, in our goal' as its the most likely to catch on and is different.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

How about

We can't spell your naaaame... we can't spell your naa-aaa-aaaame.... Tomas Kuszczak... we can't spell your name....

I'm really liking this one!

 

[chucky1973]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

very funny Saturday, hope this is there to stay.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

very funny Saturday, hope this is there to stay.

Do you reckon we add another line to it...?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

To the tune of "He's got the whole world in his hands":

We've got a big Pole in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal,
Etc.

Heard this from the North stand a couple of times at the Reading game

ANOTHER chant ripped off Liverpool. Christ at this rate we're gonna have to start paying them royalties.

 

[Gazwag]

There was a song started on Saturday to Agado for him I think, I can't remember how it went now though

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

ANOTHER chant ripped off Liverpool. Christ at this rate we're gonna have to start paying them royalties.

Really? never heard it.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Really? never heard it.

It was sung for Jerzy Dudek seven+ years ago.

 

[Josimojo]

Give me a K...