sydney
tinky ****in winky
some buddies and i are recently dredging up some bernard manning classics
here is one.
a yorkshire couple go on a self caterring holiday to benidorm.
on unpacking they realise they have left their bisto at home.
after a few days they are both hanging out for some propper english gravy
the old girl after spying a new arrival across the complex says tothe old man.
"ey up chuck , there's a new couple across the way,why don't you pop over and see if they've got any bisto?"
the old boy dutifully puts his espadrils on, flaps across to their door and gives a a few loud knocks.
when the newly arrived chap comes to the door ,the old boy cheerfully says"ola,my friend,have you any bisto?"
to which the chap replies.
"f*** off you spanish ****!!
:guitar:"
here is one.
a yorkshire couple go on a self caterring holiday to benidorm.
on unpacking they realise they have left their bisto at home.
after a few days they are both hanging out for some propper english gravy
the old girl after spying a new arrival across the complex says tothe old man.
"ey up chuck , there's a new couple across the way,why don't you pop over and see if they've got any bisto?"
the old boy dutifully puts his espadrils on, flaps across to their door and gives a a few loud knocks.
when the newly arrived chap comes to the door ,the old boy cheerfully says"ola,my friend,have you any bisto?"
to which the chap replies.
"f*** off you spanish ****!!
:guitar:"
