hitony
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it was for the wife.......honest!! 
#If you noticed...they were the Kindle version
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50 Shades Of Grey
- Thread starter life on mars 73
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it was for the wife.......honest!! #If you noticed...they were the Kindle version
Note:....whatever you do buy from amazon...... please do it via the link like i did, it really does help to keep NSC going
farawaysaint
New member
- Oct 1, 2011
- 135
Terrible writing, although the subject matter can hold the interest. Seriously poorly written book though but it's popcorn reading pure and simple and doesn't claim to be any more.
Hopefully this doesn't lead to this thread being moved to 'the other stuff' section, but this made me laugh in a cringey way... (audio not safe for work)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Thought so!!!
Mancgull
Well-known member
Mummy Porn......50 shades of Filth. Still got the wife excited.
Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,630
My other half is reading it and says it's 'trash lit.' You can't argue with its sales - if you look at the latest UK fiction chart top ten it's sold in excess of 100k books, while everything else is struggling along with between 3-6k sales.
Blokes are 'visual' and we make do with youporn or redtube, women on the other hand need their hand shandy material in the written form, hence the phenomenal sales of Shades of Grey and Nancy Friday's The Secret Garden.
Blokes are 'visual' and we make do with youporn or redtube, women on the other hand need their hand shandy material in the written form, hence the phenomenal sales of Shades of Grey and Nancy Friday's The Secret Garden.
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
Does not seem to matter, sadly. I remember when the Telegraph reviewed Twilight and there synopsis was something like "the success of this series is only eclipsed by the appalling prose. Teenage vampire trash". My wife started reading it to see what the fuss was about and she put it down after 50 pages as it was so badly written.
Tyrone Biggums
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As with movies, tv, music and literature it's women who create piles of shit into a hit.
Note:....whatever you do buy from amazon...... please do it via the link like i did, it really does help to keep NSC going
That's all very well but I'm not sure I want Bozza scrutinising my Amazon purchases!
Albumen
Don't wait for me!
I'm pretty sure you can't see who's ordering, just what's been ordered (if you want).
hitony
Administrator
hitony
Administrator
Exactly and as i said.it was my choice to reveal to everyone that i purchased them.....not that it's any big deal anyway
footychick
Nicola
Not me, I seem to be the only woman who's not interested.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Me too! Favourite book in a long time. I love Christian!!!!
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
My boyfriend asked what it was about the other day, I went scarlet red!!!
Lady Gull
New member
Me too!!!
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
It may be worth some of the young blades on here reading this book to actually discover what turns Women on as generally it is not having a huge willy and pistoning in and out like a pneumatic drill for 2 minutes. I may even read it myself to improve my technique.
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US - NSC's Love Guru
" you have not been charge for this information "
US - NSC's Love Guru
I actually read a few pages of the book as all the ladies are reading it at work. Christian says at one point 'Suck me baby' during a supposed passionate scene. If a bloke REALLY said that what sort of reaction do you think he would get?