2013 death list

[Nibble]

I'm also putting a wild card on John Lydon. I think he'll be a heart attack to, you can see he has very high blood pressure by the way he speaks, heightened pitch and cadence of word towards the end of every sentance, he is a sweaty ball of stress and I am putting him down for death in 2013.

I think Dogg The Bounty Hunter is a goner too, and I'm afraid to say I think William Shatner's time is up. Both Cardiacs.

Leonard Cohen and Van Morrison must be due too?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I'm also putting a wild card on John Lydon. I think he'll be a heart attack to, you can see he has very high blood pressure by the way he speaks, heightened pitch and cadence of word towards the end of every sentance, he is a sweaty ball of stress and I am putting him down for death in 2013.

and all that butter he eats.

 

[Nibble]

and all that butter he eats.

Haha Indeed

 

[KJP]

John Bardon sadly

 

[T soprano]

and all that butter he eats.

What about Alex James then from Blur bet he eats loads of cheese and smokes Like a chimney
Gonna swop my Lindsey Lohan for Alex James

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What about Alex James then from Blur bet he eats loads of cheese and smokes Like a chimney
Gonna swop my Lindsey Lohan for Alex James

That goes for half the chefs on TV: they cook everything in half a pack of butter

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Jack Bannister

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I've heard a rumour that 'EnReSt' is kicking a bucket in The Drive as we speak

 

[Pevenseagull]

Kirk Douglas

96*

 

[Albumen]

I'm going for Aretha Franklin. She's vastly overweight and in her 70's. Hopefully I'm wrong but then it's not about that is it.

 

[Albumen]

I'm going for Aretha Franklin. She's vastly overweight and in her 70's. Hopefully I'm wrong but then it's not about that is it.

Oh shit.
According to the singer in 2011, she said she had lost up to 85 lbs in weight following her surgery. In discussing the events in 2011, she has said that her doctor told her, "the surgery that you just had is going to add 15 to 20 more years to your life."

 

[Hove Seagull]

Oh shit.
According to the singer in 2011, she said she had lost up to 85 lbs in weight following her surgery. In discussing the events in 2011, she has said that her doctor told her, "the surgery that you just had is going to add 15 to 20 more years to your life."

Maybe she'll get run over by a bus or something. Don't give up on her yet.

 

[Wozza]

Back in the '90s I wrote a magazine feature about celebrity death lists, which featured the Queen Mum rather prominently.

The owner of the publishing company, Felix Dennis, was so concerned about it (and, presumably, what the mightly WH Smith might say) that he PULPED the entire print-run (50,000+ copies) before it reached shelves. Yay me!

 

[Box of Frogs]

http://www.deathlist.net/

Anna Wing looks odds on to me. I'm surprised that Leonard Nimoy isnt on there or did he beam up when I wasn't looking?

 

[SeagullSongs]

I've found the one from 2010:

Celebrity Death List 2010

A few correct calls in there, including Norman Wisdom and Michael Foot.
Also a couple of close calls, with Amy Winehouse and Steve Jobs sadly passing in 2011.

 

[Albumen]

Maybe she'll get run over by a bus or something. Don't give up on her yet.

Thanks for the support.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Doubled up on Michael Winner & Jack Bannister

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

We're all expecting the obvious ones to go - the frail oldies such as Nelson Mandela, Bush Snr, Castro, Thatcher etc or the loser druggies / drinkers such as Pete Doherty and Shane McGowan - but, there's always a rank outsider that drops off their perch and surprises us all. I've already declared my hope ( bad man I know )that Katie Price bites the dust and I'd quite like Kerry Katona to bugger off too, but I think we're due a young, healthy star to drop dead.

I'm going for..........Justin Bieber!

 

[Pavilionaire]

The only thinking currently keeping Mandela alive is his physician, Dr. Redknapp.

 

[Wozza]

I doubt even Paddy Power wouldn't want the free publicity from putting up a market like this. I can't find one anyway.

Think you'll find that it's illegal to bet on deaths in the UK.