2011 World's Hardest Creature Competition- ANIMAL BOWL

[skipper734]

Just a quick question has occurred to me. Has anyone ever seen a Honey Badger in a zoo or any sort of captivity?

 

[Mellotron]

Can't everyone see the Honey Badger is just FUCKMENTAL? He doesn't give a SHIT.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Just a quick question has occurred to me. Has anyone ever seen a Honey Badger in a zoo or any sort of captivity?

No but I have been meaning to go to a zoo for quite some time, so I think I have just found out where I would like to go next!
Honey Badger | Kent Safari Park Zoo| Port Lympne Wild Animal Park


Edit:
Hmm starting to wish I voted for the orca now:

"these adorable short-legged creatures from the Weasel family will make your hearts melt"

 

[Hillian1]

Which is completely incorrect, as it is actually a dolphin.

It may be, but its a f***ing big dolphin, with black warpaint and f*** off great teeth.

And its kills Great White Sharks just to eat their livers.

1st round KO to the big dolphin IMO.

 

[skipper734]

Ah! Howletts. The animals regularly eat the keepers there, so I'm not surprised.

 

[MattBackHome]

Imagine if it was a Honey Whale against a KILLER BADGER.

 

[Commander]

No but I have been meaning to go to a zoo for quite some time, so I think I have just found out where I would like to go next!
Honey Badger | Kent Safari Park Zoo| Port Lympne Wild Animal Park


Edit:
Hmm starting to wish I voted for the orca now:

"these adorable short-legged creatures from the Weasel family will make your hearts melt"

They are so hard they can even MELT HEARTS.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

CULTURE : In tropical Africa, the honey badger has a remarkable relationship with a bird, the black-throated honeyguide. When the bird locates a bees' nest, it goes in search of a honey badger and leads it to the spot, chattering and flicking its tail. The badger breaks open the nest with its strong claws, and the bird enjoys the grubs and wax while its 'helper' eats the honey. Nobody knows whether this cooperation is instinctive or learned.


It's so hard it has to rely on a bird to get its food. That's not hard. It's got more in common with a pensioner getting meals on wheels.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

CULTURE : In tropical Africa, the honey badger has a remarkable relationship with a bird, the black-throated honeyguide.

:safeway

 

[Hillian1]

CULTURE : In tropical Africa, the honey badger has a remarkable relationship with a bird, the black-throated honeyguide. When the bird locates a bees' nest, it goes in search of a honey badger and leads it to the spot, chattering and flicking its tail. The badger breaks open the nest with its strong claws, and the bird enjoys the grubs and wax while its 'helper' eats the honey. Nobody knows whether this cooperation is instinctive or learned.


It's so hard it has to rely on a bird to get its food. That's not hard. It's got more in common with a pensioner getting meals on wheels.

Word

 

[Simster]

At last, the honey kitten getting owned by the proper hard orca.

Sadly though, this will mean we will have to go through this whole tiresome charade next year. And so on, until NSC finally seccumbs to the honey kitten NSC CLITERATI and the 4,000 Johnny-one-posts, who will have registered just before the tournament starts.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At last, the honey kitten getting owned by the proper hard orca.

Sadly though, this will mean we will have to go through this whole tiresome charade next year. And so on, until NSC finally seccumbs to the honey kitten NSC CLITERATI and the 4,000 Johnny-one-posts, who will have registered just before the tournament starts.

Quite. Its a complete travesty that Honey Bumder has made it anywhere near the final

 

[New Carpet?]

I don't remember the Orca doing that well in last year's event. How come?

It got knocked out in the second round in sudden death by the Honey Badger after a 62-62 thriller!

Could it go down to the wire this time as well?

 

[Commander]

CULTURE : In tropical Africa, the honey badger has a remarkable relationship with a bird, the black-throated honeyguide. When the bird locates a bees' nest, it goes in search of a honey badger and leads it to the spot, chattering and flicking its tail. The badger breaks open the nest with its strong claws, and the bird enjoys the grubs and wax while its 'helper' eats the honey. Nobody knows whether this cooperation is instinctive or learned.


It's so hard it has to rely on a bird to get its food. That's not hard. It's got more in common with a pensioner getting meals on wheels.

Sometimes it uses it's brain to get food, yes. The other times it just nicks it from a Lion, and if the Lion tries to stop it it just steams into him. Whatever spin you put on it, you cannot deny that that is one f***ing hard thing to do.

At last, the honey kitten getting owned by the proper hard orca.

Sadly though, this will mean we will have to go through this whole tiresome charade next year. And so on, until NSC finally seccumbs to the honey kitten NSC CLITERATI and the 4,000 Johnny-one-posts, who will have registered just before the tournament starts.

Everyone is getting very bored with your family's conspiracy theories against the Honey Badger. Were you all castrated by one when you were children, perhaps?

Without the Honey Badger in this competition, these threads would be on page 15 now.

 

[MattBackHome]

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[brightonrock]

The moaning about the honey badger will never stop. NSC is divided between people who get why its a hard-hard off-the-hook basketcase, and vote accordingly, and people who think its got a bit of a camp name so refuse to give it any credit, giving wild conspiracy theories like the competition's been fixed. In case anyone's noticed, the Orca seems to be very popular too - I'd hazard a guess there's just as many 'johnny-no-posts' who have voted in protest against the badger than those that have voted for it.

The honey badger is double mental, its akin to the little runty geek kid in school going fruitloop and kicking seven shades of shit out of the sixth formers. It's small. It's kind of cute. It knows not of the fear it should have of the lion, crocodile, cobra or buffalo. It is the very essence, the purest crystallized form, of 'hard'. My vote goes to the badger because orca's are at sea world and do jumps and balance beach-balls and do tricks and stuff. The Honey badger's best trick is cold-blooded, mindlessly-violent revenge.

Addendum: That said, the Orca is also hard, much harder than the Great White Shark which made it ridiculously far considering it's shit scared of half the stuff in the ocean and gets its arse handed to it by a sodding dolphin. This is a deserved final (although I personally think the Cassowary should have made it further too) but the childish moaning about vote-rigging is just as pathetic as those who may or may not be rigging it in the first place.

 

[chops]

:safeway

The Honey Badger is a LAD. It gets a bird deep throating it!?!

 

[BrickTamland]

Thinks of it like this, if David Haye (the orca) started to beat up a small child (honey badger, in reference to size not hardness) it doesnt make Haye hard. BUT if the child started on David Haye it would get some credit for being HARD as it isn't scared of anything. Yes the Orca would win in a fight but that makes the orca STONGER not HARDER, there is a large difference which i think some people are confusing. Us honey badger lovers aren't saying it would win in a fight against the orca but this is a competition for being HARD and quite frankly the honey badger ticks all the boxes. VOTE BADGER!!

 

[Lord Bamber]

Cant work out where the honey badger hate has started from?

It is a doublehard bastard of a beast, mess with it and he will not just f*** with you but leave you deeeed.

When one goes missing in Sussex in the future, there will be a few of you NSC chumley-warners who will be shitting yourselves.

VOTE BADGER!!

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Cant work out where the honey badger hate has started from?

It is a doublehard bastard of a beast, mess with it and he will not just f*** with you but leave you deeeed.

When one goes missing in Sussex in the future, there will be a few of you NSC chumley-warners who will be shitting yourselves.

VOTE BADGER!!

It's the Man Utd of the animal World. Maybe good but disliked by many