2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group G

[turienzo's lovechild]

Grizzly Bear

Key facts:
Massive.hard.bastard

Colossal Squid

Key facts:
"Colossal"
armed with sharp hooks
roughly 33ft long

Beaked Seasnake

Key Facts:
WELL venomous

Army Ant

Key Facts:
aggressive as f***

Jaguar

Key Facts:
can pierce a skull with it's teeth

 

[The Wizard]

Scary Squid

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Snake that swims.

End of really.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm keeping my allegiance in the BEAR camp and i predict that the grizzly can take the baton of it's polar cousin

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

GO ON grizzly.

 

[Shifty89]

what a bear? i thought if you were approached by a bear the best thing to do is to make yourself big and make loud noises to scare it off? big mean bear scared of a puny human and some noise? big wuss. thats what i say.

 

[strings]

Colossal Squid, the biggest known animal on earth

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

grizzly is really showing it's pedigree here. it's going toe to toe with one of the pre tournament favourites and is going to push it to the wire

questions were asked as to whether the grizzly could step into the polar's shoes and it's answering them all in STYLE

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dont people eat squid

 

[Bluejuice]

I am GUTTED that the HARDEST Cat in the contest has to go up against COLOSSAL SQUID.

That Squid is the biggest thing ON EARTH and its elusiveness only adds to its EPIC hardness

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

but them squids get eaten by SPERM WHALES who didn't even qualify

SPERM WHALES

that's what they get eaten by

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sushi?

 

[Pantani]

but them squids get eaten by SPERM WHALES who didn't even qualify

SPERM WHALES

that's what they get eaten by

I'd forgotten about that the squid is useless. Jaguar it is then.

 

[Bluejuice]

EXCUSE ME but when has there EVER been documentary evidence that a COLOSSAL SQUID has had lumps ripped out of it by another predator?

Giant squid MAYBE but COLOSSAL SQUID?? You are talking about some bastard with teeth the size of Sussex Heights to get into this bad boy.

COLOSSAL SQUID would INK its juicy goo all over a SPERM Whale in a fight for who has the most sexually potent name WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"The species [sperm whale] feeds on squid and fish, diving as deep as 3 kilometres (9,800 ft), which makes it the deepest diving mammal. Its diet includes giant squid and colossal squid."

 

[FLOG GNAW]

"The species [sperm whale] feeds on squid and fish, diving as deep as 3 kilometres (9,800 ft), which makes it the deepest diving mammal. Its diet includes giant squid and colossal squid."

Maybe he went to Squid hut and super-sized his meal for free?

 

[Andrew]

Army ant.

 

[Bluejuice]

The COLOSSAL SQUID has eyes up top 40cm wide. When something has A SINGLE EYE bigger than your head you know it's time to JOG ON

 

[Silent Bob]

Whoever nominated the jaguar needs to sort themselves out, one of the weakest big cats, along with the cheetah.

I've gone for the trusty bear, though the COLOSSAL squid is quite impressive.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

just to clarify this is a ONE ON ONE tournament

an army ant is USELESS one on one