Can't quite believe the croc is ahead of the orca, let alone the buffalo. The orca whale would chew the croc up and spit the fucker out for its breckie! As has been mentioned, orca's are capable of taking down fully grown great white sharks - NOT to be f***ed with!
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2010 World's Hardest Creature, First Round, Group C
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turienzo's lovechild
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the orca has had it's reputation RUINED by the media, picturing it as a cute and cuddly fun loving POOF......only the educated amongst us know that it's a ruthless MURDERER of anything unlucky enough to cross it's path
http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8354000/8354788.stm
Dawsons bee, they fight to the death to make it with the females of their species, and in doing so sometimes even kill the females by mistake. They are crazy bee-tches. but i guess if you'd rather vote for free willy rather than gladiatorial giant bees of death... so bee it. (sorry for the bee puns)
Dawsons bee, they fight to the death to make it with the females of their species, and in doing so sometimes even kill the females by mistake. They are crazy bee-tches. but i guess if you'd rather vote for free willy rather than gladiatorial giant bees of death... so bee it. (sorry for the bee puns)
Bluejuice
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As much as I RESPECT that badass Bee for its reckless EVERYONE MUST DIE attitude I think essentially the Orca is the Daddy of this group. Look at the fucker, it is MASSIVE and it is ROCK HARD. It has teeth the size of my feet.
PLUS if Free Willy had been more "Let me out of here or I'll eat ALL of your family" then he might not have had to wait so long to be released back into the wild
PLUS if Free Willy had been more "Let me out of here or I'll eat ALL of your family" then he might not have had to wait so long to be released back into the wild
Dawsons creek Bee, how gay
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STONEFISH, You can't f***ing see it til your DEAD. Well 'Ard
turienzo's lovechild
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an orca will play with it's prey for ages before finally TUCKING IN
it'll just casually fling a seal miles up in the air for a laugh before getting it's massive chops round it
it'll just casually fling a seal miles up in the air for a laugh before getting it's massive chops round it
Juan Albion
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If it so hard, how come it has to hide?
And as has been said, the orca is just a dolphin and there's no way I'm voting for Flipper as a toughnut.
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a crocodile can basically be rendered completely useless by an elastic band
a f***ing elastic band
imagine trying to disable an orca with ANYTHING, it'd tell you to f*** RIGHT off
a f***ing elastic band
imagine trying to disable an orca with ANYTHING, it'd tell you to f*** RIGHT off
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Like to see you say that to a Ninja.
Giant Dolphin v Ninja. My money is on the Ninja
Juan Albion
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Like to see you say that to a Ninja.
Giant Dolphin v Ninja. My money is on the Ninja
Ninjas? The turtles are in a different part of the draw. . .
turienzo's lovechild
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the two GIANTS of the water are cruising into the second round
this group has been a walk in the park for these two fan favourites
this group has been a walk in the park for these two fan favourites
Colossal Squid
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I'd still RUN them all
Bout time they made a COMEBACK. Proper double hard bastards.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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The voting in this group is currently a travesty. I can only assume that some voters have been slack in their research otherwise the buffalo would be cruising through to the next round. I implore you all to watch this video: Buffalo vs Lion vs Crocodile
Lion vs. Buffalo vs. Crocodile: Amazing Battle in Africa - Channel: kiyowaterz on LiveVideo.com
Buffalo win. VOTE BUFFALO before this group descends into a tragedy of olympian proportions.
Lion vs. Buffalo vs. Crocodile: Amazing Battle in Africa - Channel: kiyowaterz on LiveVideo.com
Buffalo win. VOTE BUFFALO before this group descends into a tragedy of olympian proportions.
Bluejuice
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Isn't the Buffalo just a big cow though?
You know the animals that we all EAT. It's second only to the Chicken in terms of give a shit about it
You know the animals that we all EAT. It's second only to the Chicken in terms of give a shit about it
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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That's the kind of CAVALIER attitutde that lead to BSE. See, even the docile, farm bred cousin of the rampaging Buffalo is a killer.
Argument two:when you go the gym and pump the iron the aim is to become buff. That's right, buff as in BUFFalo.
You wouldn't ever want to mess with the buffmeister.
To be fair, the croc is capable of eating a tiger shark. I know this because I know someone who has seen the remains of a tiger shark half eaten by a croc in Queensland. So for me, the croc is bang up there with the orca.
However, the croc has been known to be eaten by a poncy snake. On the other hand, orcas haven't been OWNING Africa's rivers for 300 million years.
I vote croc, on the basis that an orca simply looks too cuddly to be hard. I mean, would Vinnie Jones have his hard man image if he looked like Dale Winton? NO.
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The Crocodile, The Scaled River Monster, a former runner up in this competition looks set to be joined by The Smiling Assassin, The Orca, who was an outsider in this contest.
voting is going to end today, i'd imagine that most people who want to vote already have, and then we can move on the the "SWEET SIXTEEN KNOCK-OUT-O-RAMA"
voting is going to end today, i'd imagine that most people who want to vote already have, and then we can move on the the "SWEET SIXTEEN KNOCK-OUT-O-RAMA"