1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
you"s tell him adrie, he is a write winger
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you"s tell him adrie, he is a write winger
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
No, a Haiku has only
seventeen phonemes
from the start to the finish.
It must also be nearly arranged in a 7-5-7 organisation...
A Haiku would be:
Not your friend, I know you not.
Pathetic, childish.
My life has no space for you.
Obviously this omits the essential put-down at the end of "learn to spell", but I am sure that it could be revised further.
Neither friend nor aquaintance,
you pathetic child,
get lost, your spelling it shite!
you pathetic child,
get lost, your spelling it shite!
Don Quixote
Well-known member
- Nov 4, 2008
- 8,362
What the f*** is the point in
Haiku? It is so
Shockingly shite: i want to
shoot myself and die.
Haiku? It is so
Shockingly shite: i want to
shoot myself and die.
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
I think Haiku's are supposed to be 5-7-5. Although the 7-5-7 version allows me to translate the original into (very poor) Japanese...
boku no tomodachi
ja nai yo! baka!
tsuzuri wo benkyou shite!
which means:
my friend
you're not! Idiot!
study spelling!
or, in English in 5-7-5
you, a friend? You're not!
Child, I have no time for you.
You should learn to spell
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
double post.
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
I do not unnerstand this 7-5-7, when i and adrie,s went to see the GULLS on boxing day they playd 4-4-2. did they play 7-5-7 at Swinedon (where i here there was lots of football agro, i don,t like that, especialy since i am now a LOVEr not a fighter after meeting the love of my life LUDMILA at the whorriehouse, tho she has not phoned me even tho i gave her my number, perhaps she does not want to be to keen)?
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
The mods can just check to see if the posts are coming from the same ip address, that would solve it. I really hope they're not..
Anyway, I thought you may like my interpretation of the classic 'I don't know you', performed in a hip-hop/grime/uk style.
(I'm feeling like a deep beat with some low string sections in the background. Bitches everywhere in the video. Bitches, cars, money and gold teeth.. turn it up y'all!....)
"I am not your friend and I do not know you.
you are a child, and acting pathetic, like a non-veggie eating tofu.
there is no place for you here or my life, not ever ya get me blud,
and learn to spell, otherwise I'll cap you, and ya hit the ground with a thud"
Anyway, I thought you may like my interpretation of the classic 'I don't know you', performed in a hip-hop/grime/uk style.
(I'm feeling like a deep beat with some low string sections in the background. Bitches everywhere in the video. Bitches, cars, money and gold teeth.. turn it up y'all!....)
"I am not your friend and I do not know you.
you are a child, and acting pathetic, like a non-veggie eating tofu.
there is no place for you here or my life, not ever ya get me blud,
and learn to spell, otherwise I'll cap you, and ya hit the ground with a thud"
HampshireSeagulls
Moulding Generation Z
It's because you didn't give her your bank account number, sort code, and mother's maiden name. She needs to see some solid commitment from you, not just a mobile phone number. She feels it is disposable, like your love for her. She wants to be sure that you have a future. She told me last night whilst I was chucking one up her shitter.
Chesney Christ
New member
This isn't right. Adrie can be something of a plank on here but he's just a kid with poor social skills, nothing worse. Some of us are big enough and old enough to dish out and receive back the odd bit of banter/abuse, but targeting Adrie like this is totally out of order.
NMH
Banned
I find 1067 rather amusing, whereas you are rather pathetic.
There is a place for you in life, making 1067 feel better about not having a retarded friend.
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NMH
Banned
There once was a drongo named looney,
who was partial to peering at pooney
so he stuck in his thumb,
pulled out a brown plum
and said "I must be a bit coonie"
(I'm here all week, etc)Hove Lagoonery
Well-known member
- Dec 16, 2008
- 1,039
Absolute classic! 
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
how can adrie,s be the target when HE starts the thred about ME, his bessie mate!
he will calm down and stuff once he gets over not geting over LUDMILA
unlike me, who is now her first love, and all for less than £24, YAY for romancedougdeep
New member
how can adrie,s be the target when HE starts the thred about ME, his bessie mate!
he will calm down and stuff once he gets over not geting over LUDMILA
Sad bastard, still you can't expect the mods on here to do sod all can you?
Err, exactly what should I do?
People are entitled to express their opinions here, it's not brightonfans.com and the LI love in show.
