ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Is that Haiku?
Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
Is that Haiku?
John Bumlick
Banned
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I am not your friend and I do not know you.
you are a child, and you smell of poo
there is no place for you here or my life, not ever.
and learn to spell like me cos I is well clever
you are a child, and you smell of poo
there is no place for you here or my life, not ever.
and learn to spell like me cos I is well clever
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
adrie,s and i have had fall out after we saved up are xmas money and decided to go for shag at hoveactually brothel with WHORRIE (GIRLS!). adrie,s unhappy that they would not do the pear of us for £23,72, and so we tossed for it. adrie came first, so that allowed me to have SHAGTASTIC time with lady called Ludmilla from latvia (not in England by the way) and i have OFiCCIALLy popped my plums (or is it cherrie?) and adrie,s still a virgin,although he has had a cloth tit with a woman from Smethwich at grad ball.
I think i may be in love cos she made me spill my spud juices, is was far better than a wanky
we will still be freinds when term starts i,m shure
I think i may be in love cos she made me spill my spud juices, is was far better than a wanky
we will still be freinds when term starts i,m shure
Last edited:
Paxton Dazo
Up The Spurs.
- Mar 11, 2007
- 9,719
dougdeep
New member
Surely 1067 must have duplicate registration, surely that is against the rules too.
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
i telled you, me and adrie,s could not afford a duplicate at the whorrie house, so that,s why we tossd for it
Nice one hants, I'd lose the Oxford comma though. So what's this thread about anyway?!
Don Quixote
Well-known member
- Nov 4, 2008
- 8,362
So what's going on here?
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
I'm still waiting for the sarcy comments from 1068 
The Large One
Who's Next?
Pa-rup-up-up-pum...
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
I'm still trying hard not to laugh. Oh shit I can't hold back the tears any longer.
I'm still trying hard not to laugh. Oh shit I can't hold back the tears any longer.
Calm down dear, it's only an NSC post.
looney
Banned
- Jul 7, 2003
- 15,652
It is on most sites, its seen as a cowards attack using a sock puppet especially to harrass one individual who is lacking social skills. I would say its a moderater behind it. doesn't matter, they are just as culpable for allowing it.
If you do a search on "moral garbage" you will find the last time I applied it to the moderaters and bozza, it obviously still applies.
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
I cant beleive it. I went back to the brothel (whys it called brothel by the way? i was never ofered broth their.) for a litle bit off sloppy seconds and he was tryin to make a moove on the maddam that owns the joint.
He was saying that I was a crap luver and stuff and that becuse he weares glasseshe was interlekchual and shuld get a bunk up for free,
She was aving nune of it tho. Serves him rite.
He was saying that I was a crap luver and stuff and that becuse he weares glasseshe was interlekchual and shuld get a bunk up for free,
She was aving nune of it tho. Serves him rite.
1
1066gull
Guest
- Thread starter
- #37
What the f*** are you on about?
Brighton till i die
You havin' a bubble?
......... he's backing u up son, chillax
looney
Banned
- Jul 7, 2003
- 15,652
I am agreeing with you you pleb.
Heres what laughably pass for rules.
By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.
1067Seagull
Banned
- Jun 27, 2008
- 80
Yea. Yuo tell him mate. Just like that big lezzer that we thoght was a bloke at Wolverhamton Uni that time we went for a piss in the ladeys.