1,001 Uses for a Vuvuzela

[The Large One]

1. Yard of Ale substitute

 

[Spider]

2. Ruin the world's best sporting event

 

[Stoo82]

3. Killing a fellow Vuvusela user with.

 

[Diatribe]

doesn't it have a hole at both ends

 

[Spider]

4. Use to flog to an entire country as a suggestion of deep rooted 'culture'

 

[sam86]

5. Making a BRILLIANT noise

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shamelessly nicked from Metro Online...

http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/830845-vuvuzelas-top-ten-alternative-uses

Drown out James Corden

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere - you can't hide from James Corden this summer, with appearances on Doctor Who, to his own World Cup show and even a single alongside Dizzee Rascal. If you aren't a fan of Cordon, or your name is Patrick Stewart, then simply blow your vuvuzela whenever he appears in the media. You never know, he may get the message.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

6.To waste my £2 a month on, that is supposed to be spent on rice and malaria tablets.

 

[cw00]

7. entertain black people

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

8. Exhaust upgrade for a Ford Fiesta Zetec 1.25 Wicked, innit?

 

[The Large One]

9. New stump for Heather Mills.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

10. The male equivalent of a double ended dildo for one well endowed chap and a midget.

 

[The Large One]

11. New backbone for Lord Charles.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

12. A wedding gift vase for someone you 'kin hate.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Way to make Bees fly towards you in anger.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

14. Telescope or kaleidoscope for tards. Hours of fun.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

15. Giving people an excuse to partake in their all time favourite hobby - moaning

 

[Seagulltonian]

16. The longest pea-shooter you did ever see

 

[footychick]

17. Use to scare off a burglar

 

[Jesus Gul]

18. Lip implant for Pingu