1,001 Uses for a Vuvuzela

[Trufflehound]

19. Water spout for the blowhole of a life-size lego whale.

 

[Hunting 784561]

20. A hearing trumpet, for the hard of hearing.



I SAID THE HARD OF HEARING

 

[Gazwag]

21. Flog as Blackpool tower replicas to unsuspecting americans

 

[Gazwag]

22. A shooting stick doubling up and a pheasent scarer perfect for the posh country activity

 

[Simster]

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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

 

[8ace]

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

2 extremely tall girls, 1 cup.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Funnel for doing an oil change.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Cheappo hearing aid.

 

[Simster]

 

[Easy 10]

Colonic irrigation.

 

[Helen Chamberlains Quim]

27. Crack pipe.

 

[Stoo82]

28. A really rubbish flask.

 

[Trigger]

 

[PutYourHandsUp...]

Colonic irrigation.

Damn it! that was gonna be my contribution! x

 

[Billy the Fish]

For women to use at the urinal when the queue for the traps is too long.

 

[Danny-Boy]

doesn't it have a hole at both ends

So do all of us...and I can think of a few I'd like to see blowing a farty tune...