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No, sorry, it wasn't. Enormously entertaining nonetheless to see our 16 (or was he 15?) year old Harry pop in the winning penalty against a bunch of gnarly old lower leaguers.

We had an EFL Trophy shoot out v Reading last season. Which was fun.

Own up - it was where you'd left it, wasn't it?

And Tony Bloom is Jewish. How in GOD'S name this is ever going to work, I just don't know.

Anyone else waiting for their season ticket to arrive in the post?

I'll give you a wave next time!

Taken from the top of elm Grove, is this the Isle of Wight? The trees on the right hide the fact that there is a clear expanse of sea between it and the mainland.

Stupid name, anyway.

Is that a euphemism?

Is this glandular fever rumour pure speculation generated by NSC which has become fact in some people's heads? Based on him looking a bit peaky and glum during his very occasional appearances on the pitch last season? I have my own theories about that, but don't wish to speculate and be guilty...

So back after the international break? That's not so bad really.

£6.30!

My dog interrupted me settling down for a nice lunch on the sofa at home today when I realised he'd left a little turdlet on the carpet which I'd promptly trodden on. He does that a lot, dirty old bugger.

There isn't a rivalry, though. A rivalry has to be two-way, and Chelsea supporters on the whole (*) are so far stuck up their own arses that they have only a vague comprehension of who Brighton are other than that annoying little club that keeps selling them duds at over inflated prices...

One eyebrow is quizzical, two eyebrows are mildly shocked/surprised. I think Harry was being quizzically smutty. Or maybe that was me.

Ooh, me too. I often worry that i may one witness a serious crime and have NOT A CLUE what to tell the police 😄

We don't know for sure which day it will be yet, with Flashscore still maintaining it's on the Wednesday. Which would be nice. For me.

I saw Deniz Undav in Churchill Square once. I actually think he recognised ME from the Arsenal away game. Lovely looking lad.

Crazy. Sounds a touch illegal, not sure they csn get away with this.

I think you're just splitting (spitting?) hairs.