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I never knew you could order sandwiches off Amazon - sounds well dodgy..

An own goal from an own assist! 🤣

Hmm, maybe trying to force the FA's hand by pretending he's gonna sign for a club, so if they want him they better come and get him QUICK! Or maybe all that's just in his head. Or maybe he's just an insufferable ditherer.

It's a matter of opinion, isn't it? But let's not derail this thread - I've given my opinion and will leave it there.

Nauseating to see the utterly predictable playground bullying that ensued, from the usual suspects, as soon as they twigged that he was back.

That's the first time, in my LIFE, that I've come across the word "conniption". Great word, thank you.

Jeez, he better be a bit good, this new fella.

Christ.

Baffling levels of animosity towards Roberto, so weird, not sure what he's done wrong. Just pleased he's not in the EPL (it would be MARVELLOUS if he really had turned down Man Utd). Good luck Roberto, you crazy diamond.

f***ing unbearable, I should think.

And a favourite of mine..

I think it might be that other fella who's doing the overwhelming.

You see....you're doing it again.

RDZ to Cooper. What a betrayal of the heterosexual female fan base that would be.

He can only come back if he writes each and every fan whose feelings he hurt a nice letter of apology, explaining that he's learnt his lesson and promising not to be such a stupid twat next time round. I hope that's made clear to him during "talks".

I'd have no problem at all with RDZ going to Man Utd if they want him, and if that's what he wants. The trouble with Chelsea is it's absolutely mandatory to boo the wankers, and the thought of RDZ getting caught up in that makes me very unhappy.

Maybe we can re-hire Potter. Then when someone much more glamorous comes along, say six games into the season, just sack him for the upgrade? No?

This is what I'll be wearing...

And I'd happily join the BloomenStasi to help round the buggers up.

It's not weird at all, it'll be just to demonstrate it was an amicable parting of ways, and no hard feelings. Surely? Why are some people so determined to read more into it than that?