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When I'm King of the World I shall make carrying an umbrella punishable by death! At six foot my eyes are at the optimum height for maximum pokage by all the idiots jostling underneath their spiked weapons of mass misery. I struggle to get down a high street whenever there's a spot of rain...

Surprise!

Years

I'd LOVE to kiss her arse. I'd kiss any of their arses if truth be told. Hell, I've been away for four months, I'd probably kiss YOUR arse! (Have I gone too far?!) :thumbsup:

"It's MY arse on the line and I don't want a cock up!" - Insp Grimm, The Thin Blue Line. Ben Elton's writing at it's best!

Bollywood

Pot Noodle

Oven

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House

Dirty

Monk

None!

I wish I had the confidence to wear something like that, it is awesome.

I'm six foot and skinny, what would suit me best?

Nothing but a pair of long johns. (not pretty) They're M&S, I'm nearing 40 ...

Reservists - vital. And most of the ones I've met have been pretty good eggs. There's the odd Walter Mitty type who likes to give it the big I am, but we've got them in the regulars too. Keep your head down Bazbha mate.

No no no. I accept that it has been / does get used as you describe. But I don't accept that it is racist to refer to someone who you know is of Pakistan origin. And yes, it can be used as a term of endearment - although that would be between friends who are comfortable with the boundaries...

I understand that UC and Crohns are often misdiagnosed as IBS on initial presentation as indeed the symptoms are very similar.