Umbrella *******

[Art Vs Science]

Especially the Golf sized ones.

Buy a f****** hat

It's not a monsoon out there






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[rool]

A vital piece of kit for those of us who suffer hat hair and smell like a dog when wet ha ha.

I do hate the golf ones though and the blokes that carry them when walking in such a way they spear your shins.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Umbrellas should be illegal. They have a fundamental design fault in that they don't work if there's any degree of wind, plus you can have someones eye out with it (just try walking across London Bridge at commuter rush-hour when it's raining !!).

 

[mistahclarke]

short people should not be allowed umbrella's.

 

[Art Vs Science]

Well I was going to walk through and browse the chocolate festival thing but there were so many of these bastard things I feared for my eyes.

Seriously what is the matter with some people, it's a LITTLE bit of rain.

One guy with the world's biggest umbrella who seemed about 2 stone 4lbs looked ridiculous.

You don't need them, most of the time. When you do it's too windy and they take up far too much space for a busy Saturday shopping day.

Coat and hat


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[Superphil]

short people should not be allowed umbrella's.

Tall people should be obliged by law to use the huge golf type ones when it rains, then all the short people can walk alongside them and keep dry

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Tall people should be obliged by law to use the huge golf type ones when it rains, then all the short people can walk alongside them and keep dry

As a short-arse, when crossing London Bridge in the rain, I put on my Albion wooly hat, and walk straight under every one else's umbrellas. Sweet.

 

[mistahclarke]

Tall people should be obliged by law to use the huge golf type ones when it rains, then all the short people can walk alongside them and keep dry

fair deal - failing that they should build canopies like in Australia.

failing that, people should man up as it's only a bit of water.

 

[Art Vs Science]

people should man up as it's only a bit of water.

Well...........This

 

[Art Vs Science]

people should man up as it's only a bit of water.

Well...........This

 

[airman]

When I'm King of the World I shall make carrying an umbrella punishable by death!

At six foot my eyes are at the optimum height for maximum pokage by all the idiots jostling underneath their spiked weapons of mass misery. I struggle to get down a high street whenever there's a spot of rain, getting prodded in the face every few steps and then GLARED at by the offending prodder as if its MY fault for being ever-so-slightly taller than average and getting my stupid face in their way. I actually BITE umbrellas that come near my face now.

NEWSFLASH EVERYONE: Skin is waterproof.

 

[Easy 10]

I actually BITE umbrellas that come near my face now.

I would actually PAY to see that happen.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

As a short-arse, when crossing London Bridge in the rain, I put on my Albion wooly hat, and walk straight under every one else's umbrellas. Sweet.

aaaahhh like papa smurf without the beard then Richard !