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I don't get it... are you going to be a rep at a show home or something? If so, how can you not be selling?

Whatever you do, DO NOT be yourself!

Sadistic!

Standard Deviation - derived from greek terminology meaning BUNCH OF ARSE!

Now THAT is the big question!

I'm all for it - as someone said, everyone has the option, and its a helluva lifestyle... Couldnt do it now though - Ive become accustomed to getting along with my bank manager, and not paying for things by cheque.

Maybe the walkabout on embankment next time? A thousand million screens, and much better beer...

11.9 %?!?!??! Nothing short of Highway Robbery!

I'm having to duck out of the Sports Cafe - citing illness on both my part, and the missus's... The Royal Oak in Chingford for me.... *sigh*

Not too bad - not as overrun by chavs as you might think! I live in the North part which is a tad nicer, natch. Not a huge amount of pubs, but MILLIONS of restaurants. Chingford Mount isn't quite as nice, but has more pubs... and is closer to Walthamstow Dogs. I've only ever been past Woolwich...

Are they not the same?? Actually - while I'm about it... ELS - where are you from? I ask coz I recently moved to Chingford...

...and was thinking about taking in a footy match, as you do. Real Mallorca are playing Sevilla on tne 30/10 so thinking about that. Anyone know what tickets cost, what the area is like, and all that sort of stuff. Also, I have no idea where anything is in Mallorca. The hotel I am staying at...

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Wow! This reminds me of the thread of amazing positivity! Meades Ball - Congrats! Seriously, thats a hell of an honour!

So... you're saying there is a chance....? (copyright - Dumb and Dumber)

Good work - although maybe the next whip round could be for a toupee for King Bob? Or maybe he could have some of Lord B's hair - plenty going spare!

Schmeichel (sp?) is not a bad bet. Although reading it I was thinking of Sergi Rebrov - but it can't be him because Spurs are not, have not been and never will be a TOP premier leaue club...

Look at it again - she's clearly already had dinner... And it was pies... And she ate all of them...

Any chance of Prescott delivering the decision in person whilst wearing a tutu with pink ribbons in his pigtail extensions and licking an oversized seaside lollipop? And if so, will he have freckles?

At risk of getting carried away, this is possibly the funniest post I have ever read! Good work! Almost finished Catch 22 for the second time as well (Kid Samson just bought the farm). Oh yes - SCUM!