>A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling
>to his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery!
>
>"Woooohooo!!!! That's great sweetie" she replies. "Do I pack for the
>beach, or the mountains?"
>
>"I'm not arsed", he replies, "Just f**k off!"
I was also in the Holmesdale which is quite amusing as the Arthur Waite blocks out the corner of the pitch so its like tennis where you have to watch jumbotron to see whats going on and then the pitch.
I have to say the Palace fans in our bit were very voiciferous. But it was amusing as they...
Dear Sirs
Naturally I was astonished to read about a proposed fight between seagulls and ducks. As a resident of this city all my life (and a taxpayer to boot) I abhor such displays.
Yours
A Rowland
I think Ernest should take CREDIT for last nights performance.
ARS has been building momentum.
Our johnny foriegners put in a performance of ENGLIGH steel and GRIT which we expect every week. None of this fancy Carlos Kickaball stuff.
Magoo was probably worried that Ernest would shove...
> Little Leroy Chavster was at school this morning in sarf London and
> the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.
> All the typical answers came out,Toilet Cleaner, Fireman, Policeman,
> Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Leroy was being
>...
Oatway was class.
Lets be honest tho this was his sort of game. Roughing up a few ex Premier League fancy dans, getting in amongst them, covering every blade of grass.
As LI said he is a legend.