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Damn!

What do ladies do sitting down, gentlemen do standing up and dogs do on three legs?

NSC plumbs new depths.

What does he mean by "Most probably fixtures" ?

Here in the UK the legal drinking age is actually FIVE ! (at home with parents), and whilst it's 18 in licensed premises, outside in the beer garden it is (or used to be) .........still 5!

Exactly how many clubs do you support?

Only if he's about to sack him.

Not accepted. I have reported your post for obscenity.

I fear he may well have been suspended. Pity there was no sound.

PFC are a brilliantly suported club, not only vocally but numbers-wise. The city has a smaller population than Brighton & Hove, and their surrounding catchment area is also curtailed westwards whilst eastwards it's very rural apart from Chichester and Bognor. They have the same stadium problem...

Teacher(at UK Primary School): "Can anyone tell me where Egypt is?" Little Johnny: "It can't be very far away, Miss, 'cos Abdul goes home for lunch"

So you mean we'd have more chance of progress if drawn "away" ??

Where on Earth did you go to school?

Made me lol !

Ford Capri?

The Govt. wants to axe the analogue transmissions as they are doing with TV, but don't have the guts to announce it. This means not only will we have to buy new radios (no "set-top" boxes will be possible), there'll be no weak signal reception i.e.say goodbye to SCR outside its coverage area.

Especially as Dundee Utd are predominately RC (Dundee are Protestant, I believe).

No such club - Hereford's a city, just like Durham (get it?)

What happened to Folkestone & Shepway ?

Derby is NOT in the North. Even Mansfield is borderline.