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What sort of Cun* punches a girl ? Throw away the the key please .

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So see you all there , Blue Parrot looks to be the best place to meet up as usual .

Everton would take that , some Bizarre signings already , I reckon 12th is certainly a realistic target for us to aim for this coming season .

They should be nailed up , upside down and made to watch the complete series of The Witcher .

My neck of the woods is swamped with Wolves and Villa fans , mostly like me in thier 50s 60s deciding to move to their nearest seaside town in Wales so the sight of my silky Black American Express shirt on the Aberystwyth platform on a Brummy match generally raises a few eyebrows , followed by...

Waliyak 15.00 Ascot

From memory, that match was the last game coin exchanging was considered part of the matchday experience, you would be extremely lucky to get a wanker gesture thrown your way these days .

Boo 0-1 , Putter out .

You stood by a lamp post , pretended to close your eyes for 44 seconds , all your mates would then run off and hide with the one girl that played and took turns snogging her. It was the job of the counter to find all those hidden , if by chance a loner happened to be found somebody else could...

44 save all .

Gloriana 14.55 Worcester

Luton anticipating we won't have any strikers is a bit cheeky but i fancy us to win on penalties , we owe them one ,

White and Blue 13.15 Catterick

285 for 9 , 50 overs , Haines out for 105 with a dodgy lbw the crowd ( Alice and George) gave the umpire the bird and a specsavers 50% off voucher .

100 up for Haines :clap2:

Looks like we're playing Oxfordshire in yet another cup , there are plenty of pies being thrown at the batsmen and Carter just lobbed one back and is out for 22 , 6.3 overs remain , 219-6 Haines 95 n/o (unjinxable) .

Haines putting on the runs again , won't be long before England come calling for this lad .

WAG looks a bit like a Puffer Fish and for that reason no Swooping please .

Kyllukey 15.20 Wolverhampton