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And then some. OP: No.

Selling food at 3 for 2 or 2 for 1. How many of us buy these offers, only to find that the 'free' element is eventually thrown away, because it has gone off. Why don't they just sell it at the unit price ffs.

Is the correct answer. Now let's all move on.

Hardly a football genius manager with his team selection.

Yaaawwwwnnnnn.

Corrected for you !

Strewth - if it collides with the Astra satellite, it will put Sky TV out of action - the end of civilisation will surely follow. As I don't have a saucepan large enough, I'll have to make do with a wok.

So what do cows stand in all day?

To me, a 'sicknote' is somebody who is reasonably well, but gets a note from his or her doctor/parent/whoever to say that they can't work/can't do PE/whatever due to some illness which has been made to sound far worse than it is. Broken legs, cruciate ligaments etc., don't fall into this...

There's some good stuff on there !

Except for cycling. The bloke who wins the Tour de France always seems to be wearing yellow. :tumble:

It must be comforting for your daughter to know that her father's lecherous tendencies over-ride her own well being.

You have already signalled your intent, so I think referring to Brighton as 'we' is quite permissible from today! Welcome aboard!

He'll probably start writing his memoirs, become a special ambassador, and then go on the circuit as an after dinner speaker.

Ho ho! I shall fetch your coat for you, help you into it, escort you to the door, hail your taxi for you, hold the door open, and salute as you enter. - - - Updated - - - Ho ho! I shall fetch your coat for you, help you into it, escort you to the door, hail your taxi for you, hold the door...

Get yer coat!

That'd scare the crap out of me!

I shall consider myself told. Twice. :lolol:

Yes I do have a car. Until there is a commonplace C21 alternative - like the mini-nuclear reactors I was promised by Tomorrow's World when I was a kid - I will continue to use it, C18 or not. I have stopped buying wristwatches, as I have a smartphone in my pocket. I have also stopped buying CD...

How long did it take them to fix a dislocated finger?