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0-1 scrappy game Everton down to 10 men 74 minutes Pedro scores from the resulting penalty, sorry to be so vague as to who gets sent off for Everton.

Extremely jealous fan here wishing all my brothers and sisters a superb safe trip,if you've not been before it's a excellent place and something for everyone, if you're stuck for something to do for a couple of hours and have had your spliff and wank try a all inclusive river cruise, Captain...

Sixcor 17.15 Newmarket

Why hasn't some genius invented the mere 1% of germ killer the rest of the anti bacterial spray company giants seem unable to locate. This could be the way forward,quoting a caller Mary from Thunder Bay informed her local radio station on a post COVID hygiene phone in. "I always buy 2 bottles...

The person that invented fluorocarbon hooklengh and Tommy Cooper.

Granary Queen 13.05 Wolverhampton

Ghostlore 13.00 Lingfield

Well after all that jazz the insurance company wrote it off,they assumed it was river water and paid out a grand over the value of resale they said water in the car itself was the write off and nothing to do with the light! Good job they didn't check the state of the carpets inside before she...

Muntadab 14.52 Catterick

I was unlucky enough to be on the one coach out of about 20 that left The Valley ( old Charlton ground for you youngsters) every window on the kerbside was bricked as we're my pants,nobody was seriously injured remarkably and it would of probably been worse if not for the coachload behind us...

Hi Tony 👻 Webby here again,cor blimey I bet your fed up of hearing from me on a Monday morning 😁 anyway great game and please accept my apologies for the entire group of officials I've re trained personally for that blatant red card elbow to the number 13 chappy, at least TV watchers were not...

Rich Harry 17.25 Newcastle

It's cracking,it will take a while to remove the fold creases but that's definitely going in a frame for the one room in the house I'm allowed to do what I want in,yes it's actually called a shed but it's part of the home insurance,so it's my inner sanctum of all things Albion and Fishing.

If the phone police wanted to film something dangerous to life on Thursday night at Brighton station they should of posted some video of the floor,it was so slippery it nearly ripped the price tag off my new hush puppies.

Karriewhitchit 18.00 Chelmsford

To whomever designed the poster,I salute you, bloody marvelous 👍 That's all I've got to say about that right now.

Golden phase 17.45 Wolverhampton

Just arrived in sunny Sussex FFS! Where's the bloody Sunny bit the brochure keeps banging on about