The most worrying thing, and I lived in bible belt South Carolina for a year, is you can go out, get absolutely wankered and have a gun in your possession. I also lived in Northern Ireland in the 80s and the cops had guns and were constantly drunk. Alcohol and seriously deadly weapons do not...
The thing with Audi drivers is they feel a few inches smaller than Merc or Beamer drivers, therefore they assert themselves by being total a'holes on the road. Shame, Audi's are pretty decent cars.
I think, last season, was more cut and dried. Sunderland and Hull were dreadful before a ball was kicked in anger. Boro too, not in the same class as the aforementioned, but were too, dreadful. So, this season there is only one whipping boy in South London. Although, to be fair Swansea look...
I, personally would like to see Sir Chris build a footballing empire, in the same way that Lord Tony has built a club empire. When Sir Chris retires in 32 years time I would like for him to have a plan b in action to take on the reigns.