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Maybe everyone's come here instead of the Inland Revenue site. Tax deadline day, and apparently it's just fallen over...

It's unreal. I'm starting to worry that any moment now Dick Knight will pull off his facemask to reveal Jeremy Beadle cackling genially and confirming that actually all that's happened is we've had a few bids declined and the team's exactly as it was six weeks ago.

Not sure. Was this last night by any chance?

Good we get rid of one of the big four, but the sinking sense we'll still end up with 3 of them in them semis grows... zzzz....

I'd happily get onboard the three 'blondes in a boat', particularly Sarah Ayton. http://www.ynglinggirls.com

Carling Bassett. Shame about the 80s-tastic hair, but when I was younger... Shaggable sportstar, named after a beer. Doesn't get much better than that.

That PLAICE lacks SOLE. It's full of PIKEys, blokes with RED MULLETs and women who've spent too long at the plastic STURGEONs.

That's nothing. I went to a seafood rollerdisco once. It was full of skates.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Women would KILL to be her, while frankly I wouldn't touch it with a bargepole.

God I'm good at this. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7195840.stm

I'll go for ex-World Chess champion Bobby Fischer.

Nope, but I did get it for Christmas as a secret santa gift from a work colleague. Bless her, she'd found out what club I supported, tracked down the club website, chosen something for a tenner and had it delivered all the way up to Scotland. She was chuffed to bits when I told her I knew Dan...

Are you reading Dan Tester's book, by any chance?!

Whilst up to my elbows in the sink last week, handwashing the same pair of socks I've worn for the past 48 years, I happened to glance out the window. On the street below was a young lady of around 25 years of age, who appeared to be talking into her hand. After gazing more intently, I surmised...

Always remember an article, guess it was an Argus one, where countless Albion past heroes were asked for their greatest Goldstone memory, just before it vanished forever. Amid the misty-eyed recollections of great goals, amazing atmospheres and unforgettable games, Fozzie simply stated that...

Trying to find anyone who DVD'd the BBC version of Oliver Twist that was on over Xmas, and who'd be willing to loan/sell it to me! Need all the episodes. Please PM if so. Cheers. (And yup I know I can download it off BBC iPlayer or whatever, just thought I'd try here for a good old DVD version...

Thanks - travel from Edinburgh to the Weeg every day for work, so would prefer to stay in Edinburgh if there's anything going on there, let me know...

Just wondering if any Alba Seagulls are gathering anywhere in Edinburgh to watch the game on Saturday? (That's Orient vs Albion, not Scotland vs Italy, though a double header could be fun!) PM me if so, ta.

Agree - the standard was very poor, and that was made horribly evident by Leona's performance. Has anyone wondered what that girl from Same Difference would be like in bed. Shudder.

Not the best picture, but it's the highly-shaggable Brighton babe Holly Willoughby.