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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Worst players ever to play for England

    Mark Lathwell opening the batting anyone? Here's my worst England cricket Xi of the 1990s (with a rather radical three-spinners policy) Mark Lathwell Darren Bicknell (capt) Alan Wells Ronnie Irani Chris Adams Steven Rhodes (wkt) Richard Illingworth Ian Salisbury Mark Ilott Peter Such Martin McCague
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    Thanks in Advance!

    We didn't have to. He scored FOR us, you YORKSHIRE SLICE.
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    Malcolm Stuart

    Oh Malcolm Stuart's magic He drinks his magic ale And when he runs across the pitch It's on the Richter scale
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    I'm just going to the corner shop

    They didn't have any stripey ones, sorry. There you go.
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    I'm just going to the corner shop

    Hang on, I'm going to have to write this all down now.
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    I'm just going to the corner shop

    Anyone want anything?
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    We beat the last team to beat Arsenal.

    Yes, but we're not the Brighton and Hove Albion we were 6 years ago. We still beat Leeds, Scotty!
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    We beat the last team to beat Arsenal.

    I think you'll find that under section 7, subsection 2a of the the Football Supremacy (Arsene Wenger) Act 2003, we are now LEGALLY THE PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS. :dance:
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    MYOB is upsetting a Leeds message board

    This is good, INNIT http://www.sportnetwork.net/boards/read/s277.php?f=447&i=9362&t=9362&sid=277
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    Lee Steele Hat-trick today

    A specially trained flock of herdwicks wired up to a generator, mate.
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    Lee Steele Hat-trick today

    Somewhere even sheepier!!
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    Lee Steele Hat-trick today

    Chance'll be a fine thing. Sheep prices is my topic of specialism... :D :D
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    Lee Steele Hat-trick today

    Loads of ex-Brighton players scored today. Zamora, Sidwell, Ingimarsson, Steele, and Macdougald for Canvey!
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    If you ever met Her Maj the Queen...

    I'd tell her: "We beat the LEEDS one-nil, your Majesty." And I'd ask her to give Dick Knight a knighthood.
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    Such a perfect day

    Just a perfect day Two Leeds men sent from the park And later, when it gets dark We'll get drunk.....
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    Chris Moyles, Don Revie, Alan Smith, Yorkshire Ripper

    Owls! Countdown! Your boys took a HELL of an etc etc etc! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :salute: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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    If you HAD to kill 5 people who would they be??

    That's a bit harsh. Thatcher (Margaret) Thatcher (Mark) Bush (George Walker) Archer (William) Bellotti (David)
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    Hamilton's at it again

    That just makes me angry. The bloke's a lunatic.
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    Happy Birthday to ManxSeagull!

    Happy birthday GARY.
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    Good News/Bad News - Help Wanted!

    Perhaps he knows you're always on the net because he STANDS BEHIND YOU a lot then?

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