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According to our records BensGrandad is a Sweat - Pulling Ferret Fucker

You're braver than I am. I wouldn't be able to go into a Focus without involuntarily defecating on the floor.

HMV.co.uk is one of the web outlets that (I think) feeds into the official chart as well. No idea how many we'll have to sell before it gets into the top 40, but.....

I don't think Mark McGhee would call us "easy going", given the amount of crap that gets shouted at him from eejits in the south stand every time we don't win.

Well done. I could have gone to study in Nottingham (one of Europe's most vibrant and exciting student cities), but for reasons I still don't fully understand I chose Preston (the first town in Britain to get a bypass, and for good reason) instead.

British Sea Power in Leeds.

Loads of signed cricket gubbins. I used to go mad for autographs when I was a kid. The highlights are: Signed photo of Brian Lara batting at Hove; Signed copy of a book by Viv Richards on how to play cricket; Fully signed scorecard from when Australia played at Arundel Castle at some point in...

Save Chip. Don't let Sarah Win.

I don't blame the ECB over this one at all. But both the ICC and the Foreign Office should be telling England not to play in Zimbabwe, and neither of them is doing so. BTW it was David Graveney, Dave.

Ah yes, the rather superb Eliza Szonert. Seen here with Libby from neighbours, who is also top drawer:

Funny that. I'm complaining because a team representing ME (and lots of other English people) is playing cricket in a country run by a nasty, racist, abusive despot of a president, who I don't like. Some things (like famers being chased out of their homes at gunpoint by Mugabe's henchmen) are...

I liked what Linda Smith said on Question Time last night: "If al-Qaeda had a cricket team, would we go and play them? Yes we probably would."

The FA "carried out a full investigation" into Naziism among Brighton fans because they thought we were singing "Zieg Heil" instead of "Seagulls". The Met Police's official investigation can't have been any less shit, can it?

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Go down the shop and buy ten fags, CLART.

It was alleged that the Millwall fans had been singing "There's only one Boris Johnson". I have to say I salute their courage, strength and indefatiguability :D

No you don't!

She's not my GF yet. Still if she doesn't find THAT funny... then she's not worthy of the title! Thanks everyone.

I might be going the day before.