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I used to be smart seriously and then thought fu-ck it,so i prefer to be stupid and have shite loads of fun.:drink: :drink: Sod being smart;)

Actually im in a very bad mood,so can't be bad A;) :clap2:

Yeah i once had a long distance relationship all 30 miles and she wasn't far enough away.:lolol:

O yeah other thoughts earlier! Im jacking my job in as need a car! Im flogging the car and giving up driving! Even worse my brother towing me through the sticks at 110mph now that rearly fu-cked me off.:censored: :angry:

She was a minger trust me :ohmy: Its not that often people get caught and most will never be caught,but my mate has been caught by his sisters and mum.:lolol: :lolol:

Got up at 12 noon yesterday and went through to my night shift til 6am today and my car wouldn't start and i waited and waited til 2pm and thankfully have sorted the car,but im far to tired to do another shift as its been 30 hrs since so will ring in shortly.:lolol: Its been a fu-cking joke...

Aged 14 i was jacking off in a mates room over a mag while he popped out and to the horror his sister walked in and i was shell shocked and she spread the word about bitch or what.:angry: :angry:

She got huge tits and didn't she go out with that beppe in eastenders.:lolol: I would stick my big juicy sausage up her both ways:lolol:

Bit of both:lolol: :lolol:

Its a fact most people can't be arsed to go through the applying lark. Other reasons! lots of rain:lolol: christmas:lolol: meet-up saturday night and i want to have a great drink:lolol: high prices:lol: And many more and yes it happens:clap:

Yeah but you can always let us lot join in:lolol: :lolol:

I think the real reason is the withdean and most of all i don't get to go with the mates anymore like the old days grrrrrr.:nono: Got my tattoo the week before hereford,so all will return and passion for life.:lolol:

I think he's a big girls blouse with a girls voice:lolol:

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You love him rearly:lolol:

She said she doesn't like men who are under the thumb and sends her regards and respects your loyalty.:lolol:

May i suggest you read my posts again as you will find im certainly not that smart and never will be.:smokin:

Yeah she is and she says she wants a real man that goes like an exspress train.:drink: ???

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: I like juice:lolol:

O dear the gel will drip into my eyes:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: