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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Paul Daniels' Ebay transactions

    Paul Daniels is regarded by many to be the best magician in the world. It's pretty hard to argue with that. He also uses ebay to buy and sell. This blog charts his ebay life, telling you what this most entertaining character has bought and sold. http://www.pdet.blogspot.com/
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    McLaren poised to drop Beckham

    McClaren has just told a press conference (about Beckham): "He said he would continue to fight for his place, and I will never close the door on that. It will never be open, er, it will never be closed." So that's settled then :jester:
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    Norwich fans are in-breds - FACT!

    Your uncle is your mother! Your sister is your brother! They're all shagging each other! The Norwich family!
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    Devils Dyke

    Is this the first recorded act of Nimbyism in Sussex?
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    All Buffed Up

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: All Buffed Up It isn't, actually. You can only have your arms akimbo, which means "on your hips". From Collins Dictionary online: akimbo adjective, adverb (with) arms akimbo with hands on hips and elbows projecting outwards History: C15 in kenebowe, literally: in keen...
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    It's Andrew Murray v Tiger Tim Henman Later Today

    Hmm. A jumped-up Scottish LOSER against an upper class English LOSER. Difficult call. Perhaps I'll settle for just not giving a shit.
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    Be the Voice of the Albion

    Are you someone who'd be willing to work FULL TIME for £11.5K? Are you prepared to have an expenses claim for SIX POUNDS rejected? Then why not be a journalist for a local radio station owned by Talk Sport? Fucktards. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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    Things you are guaranteed to hear at football no 3, 983

    (When the home team have a slender advantage towards the end of the game, and the fourth official indicates the amount of time to be added to the usual 90 minutes) Three minutes, ref? Where the bloody hell did he get three minutes from? Regular as clockwork -- at least two old codgers in block...
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    Performances not points

    Which was that, then? :jester:
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    Tonights match was actually ABANDONED...

    Nice to see they're leaving plenty of time before the first home game of the season to check the important safety features! :lolol:
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    The KEY issue from tonight

    I also enjoyed (I think) Attila's comment at the end: "Well played lads. We'd like to play Sussex By The Sea but we can't because it's an evening game and, er, there are people listening in". :lolol: :lolol:
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    GO BACK TO YOUR something AND PREPARE FOR something else (Famous quote from David Owen a long time ago. Any thoughts on how to fill in the blanks?)
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    5-live feature about the legality (sp) of messageboard content, soon.

    Five Live would know! Theirs requires so much censorship it's not funny....
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    THEY WON'T TELL YOU HOW THEY DECIDE TO SPEND YOUR MONEY WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE LEWES LIB DEMS KEEP SECRET?
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    IT'S NOT JUST OATEN WHO LIKES BUGGERING THINGS UP
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    f*** me, you can paint that one.
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    YOU'RE LESS POPULAR THAN BELLOTTI* VOTE SEAGULLS *Although this may not actually be true
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    A thread full of slogans for anti-Lib Dem banners

    NOT LIBERAL NOT DEMOCRATIC NOT WELCOME
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    FREE AVG - any good?

    Yes, I've used it for a couple of years now. It's great. Although I needed technical help once, and had to ask for it on a bulletin board in German. That's a small price to pay for it being free, though.
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    What is the best Nightclub you have been to?

    Spiders in Hull. Pangalactic Gargleblasters all round :drink:

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