Yes yes, I understand the point you're trying to make, but there's a world of difference between 1 unscripted programme about families and their relationships with each other watching television and a whole light entertainment channel that looks like it has Alan Partridge as it's chief...
Well shucks, I didn't know I was in so much trouble, I only wanted to be friends. Now the poolice are involved?
your all a bunch of stool pigeons.
Howdyhoooo
Hiyaaa boys and girls
I've just been having a toilet tete a tete with Mr Barber and I've got some mighty swell news. Our new Boss man will be Kenny Jackett, but that's not the best news, he's bringing my favourite player with him from Millwall, DANNY SHITTU!!!!
Now cheerio for now my good...
Well shucks buddy thank you, but i want to be the next poo-et Laureate.
I'm going to share their special day
I'll travel up the wembley way
Where our friends in red and blue will play
And sing them a cheery Howdyhooo
Jesters hats and face paints too
I'll be with the eagles crew
Together we'll...
Well shucks, thanks buddies, you all smell a lot like Lavender. I'm not here to offend, I just want to be friends. That's were the big misunderstanding came from last week.
Howdyhooo
Well Gee whizz, thank you Notters, I'm glad I made you smile. And never forget, if the north stand are in need of a jaunty tune next season, shout my name 3 times down the nearest U bend and I will come to your aid.
Howdyhooo
My, there are a lot of mighty sad people on here at the moment.
Why the long faeces boys and girls?
Shucks, everybody is so focused on all the bad things that are occurring at the moment, and not looking at all the mighty good things that have happened at this great place we call Brighton and...