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Nasty cheating Tories.

This is brilliant. Roll on the summer! :D

Nawty :D

Not sure if there are any in Brighton. I know that some Chinese restaurants in London offer a separate menu of authentic dishes in Mandarin.

btw don't put dialling code in as the number might still exist.

lol

This is going back 35 years ago: Phone number: 2107 Car license plate number: CLE 515Y What numbers can you remember from your dim and distant past? :)

I thought this song was called "Checkin' me ass" :moo:

2016 is the year of the Fire Monkey. I am going to celebrate tonight with my usual takeaway of sweet and sour pork, barbecue ribs and Singapore noodles :dunce::)

Congratulations. The club lost out. If everyone did what you did we would be bankrupt.

Self-control in gambling is a virtue.

Clearly no brown envelopes were in operation...

Communal bowls of nuts, crisps and other snacks at parties and public places is a no-no for me.

individual mini pots for each person?

Do people still close their curtains in the street of the deceased when the funeral procession starts? Do people doff their hats and say 'good morning' to passing people in the streets?

That's a very old one, rev

I'm sure all these ones are current.

How can anyone follow the 'vagina workout' with a straight face :D

Stuff like: smoking a pipe snuff (the powder up your nose, not the movies) spitting in the street exhaling phlegm through your nose tobacco leaves rolled up in your gums Perhaps there are others...

The design is terrible. It looks like something out of the 1970's - cheap and tacky. What a wasted opportunity!