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Absolutely - normal punishment isn’t enough, we need to get imaginative: really push the envelope and think outside the box.

I was actually surprised they didn’t come out for the second half already in their pyjamas, having had their baths and brushed their teeth at halftime. That way they could have gone straight to bed after the final whistle. It’s a tactic we sometimes use with our kids, Tuchel should give it a go.

Trouble is, amid all the gags, bellows and boos and knockabout pantomime, he gets away with not having to actually answer anything.

I watched the game on telly, and the coverage of Tuchel there was quite revealing. Every time they showed him (which was quite frequent), he was visibly agitated, annoyed, frustrated and angry. In short, pissed off with his players and too busy blaming them and feeling hard done...

Maybe he actually took off from Shoreham, but then did a quick Gross turn in the air that makes it look he’s come from Farnborough? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

28-0, Rams taking the piss now - tossing a short pass to Odell Beckham Jr who then throws it 40 yards to another WR. He now has more passing yards than Kyler Murray, who’s so far managed 28 yards all game.

Just switched on Rams Cardinals to watch Kyler Murray throw two INTs in quick succession, including a panicked pick six from inside his end zone. Total meltdown from Arizona, how to stuff up an entire season in five minutes. Rams 21-0 up and in total control now. Shame of all the wildcard...

Burnley may think it’s in their favour to keep getting games postponed while they have a few out with Covid etc, but I’m not so sure it won’t come back and bite them on the bum later. They could get to the business end of the season, fighting to avoid relegation, and find themselves playing...

One thing that never really got asked in this, is how was Djokovic intending to play in the Australian Open before conveniently "getting" (ahem) Covid on "Dec 16th" (ahem), and thus suddenly being able to sling in a last minute application to play on the grounds of recently contracting Covid...

The ones I get are Dubai cliché 101… (If unfortunately a year out of date. Presumably 2022 prices aren't at all surprising.)

One of our neighbours actually is – he works with the police and others, and I've had some interesting discussions with him about it.

Yes, but… we just had the compulsory shot of Bielsa squatting over the touchline like he’s constipated, scowling furiously. This incredible tactic is likely to make any team crumble to a massive defeat, given its absolute genius.

And Leeds. Sadly all three is virtually impossible, but at least one would be great - and two would be fantastic.

Logically we should want West Ham to lose, as we still stand an outside chance of catching them this season. But it’s very hard not to want Leeds to lose, as the media love-in with Bielsa has turned most people against them. Oh and the Ben White saga.

There is a LONG way to go yet. It’s a decent start, for once, but I wouldn’t be counting any chickens yet.

Apart from blatantly lying on every single point, you mean?

Fulham 5 Bristol City 2 at halftime sounds fun. But I’ll stick with Newcastle Watford for the potential LOLs.

‘The Cube Rock’ is rather poetic for the Aussies. Sure it’s not called ‘The Blocko’ or something like that?

Sanchez. 7. Made one solid save, couldn’t do much about the goal - and that was about the sum of his involvement all night. Veltman. 7.5. Dependable and effective, snuffing out Palace with consummate ease. Burn. 8. Has emerged as a leader on the field. Central defence clearly suits him...