Why dont you smack him? It sounds like he's already soiling his pants at the thought of you! Or just get with your bird in front of him and show him he hasnt effected you at all.
seriously mate, tell me about it. People always seem to laugh when i say my name and yeah if I'm honest, it hits me right where it hurts! Im glad you feel my pain Les, however I am still not aware of any references that could be made from your name?:p
ah good for you mate! been tryin it on with my ex recently...not avin any of it though!
This guy sounds like he will get what he deserves, as long as your happy it dont matter.