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Would have been £10, if you’d followed the simple Swedish custom: Ask for the bill before you ask for the dill.

Still can't believe I stayed up till 1am here to watch that.

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic.

What an absolute fvcking shower.

14-6 in the last few overs.

132-8.

130-7. This is shocking.

Make that 125-6. Doing everything they possibly can to throw Alsop’s work away…

And then proceeded to smash 90-odd without loss, before Sussex finally turned up again in the final over. 145-6. Shouldn’t have let them get to anything like that, after 15-3 off 5 overs and 49-4 off 10, but *hopefully* we can chase that down.

3 wide balls so far this over…

Good job it wasn’t Guinness, or Mitchell would have been stOUT.

I guess they chickened out of using the right photo.

A tuna nicoise salad, which bizarrely also contained two random pomegranate seeds. I suspect the kitchen was prepping its various salad offerings at the same station/using the same utensils.

Maybe the second poster was just reinforcing things.

Maybe he swings both ways…?

Brassic.

An actual physical bear pit, taking NSC's most tedious conversations offline and into real hand-to-hand combat.

Read somewhere that only 3 of this year’s lot are actually members of the public who applied to be on the show. The rest were all identified and approached by the production company - presumably from social media, existing Z-list status etc. So it’s not exactly reality tv anyway - it’s...

I think if the votes against are around 120 or above, any ‘victory’ will be fairly pyrrhic (to use a phrase the bungle**** should understand). He might hang on for a bit longer, but that would be about it.

It was perfect serendipity when Frank Lampard became manager of Frank Lampard’s Derby County.