But what does Astrid the orifice say about it on X?
She's not put anything on YouTube yet, but she could just be getting off a long one. (A long shift)
Poor old Poch.
He must be wondering what he was supposed to achieve.
Money for old rope, financially he couldn't lose but the golden eggs it seems, were addled.
I was playing footy against Alliance and Leicester at Patcham Place and deliberately blocked an opposing central midfielder from running back to his own half. He swung a punch, missed, then told me to "get back to the building site"
I've never ever set foot on a building site.
My favourite...
I'm unsure of the legalities.
Can they take his drink off him and refuse to give it back once he's paid for it in the stadium.
Maybe they offer him a choice, surrender your pint or you can drink it outside ? Or in the concourse?
Yeah I know, if he bought a gun he wouldn't get it back but...
Probably bought it to throw in the air when we scored.
What a waste of good money, could've bought a half n half scarf instead, wouldn't have been thrown out for that. But should've.