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Chauvinistic. She's getting wet. f*** her. He has Le conque magnificent.

All these people having fun, it's sad to think that there are plenty of cunits who would do whatever they could to disrupt it. It's certainly been a spectacle.

They should release chickens this time.

Murky buckets Monsieur. Vous aussi.

Quelle bolleaux. Mais je pense so bolleaux that it is plus entertainmentive. Except le messages grand pretentious. Please crashez l'island sur le river merci, pour le comedy.

Noel Edmunds has really let himself go

"Set piece taker" Neither hand held aloft is a signal that the ball can go anywhere. A single hand held aloft is a signal that the ball can go anywhere. Both hands held aloft is a signal that the ball can go anywhere. Disclaimer: Anywhere can also mean the first defender's head. Fans. A single...

Thank f*** for that.

And "Smith" must score

It's too tough to catch lions and antelope etc with a rod and line.

Perfect sentences, strong enough to generate headlines, consternation, and discussion. Although within a year they'll all appeal and some soppy, senile old Judge will allow the appeal, decree they've all served enough time and free them. Cue photos of them all holding raised hands outside the...

I hope something else "newsworthy" happens today. The BBC seem obsessed with soon to be Sir Gareth Southgate. Trump 5 minutes, the "Welch" also 5.

This second half is ours. I think we're more likely to score. Come on England!!

Saka needs to kick Cucu about a bit

Watching the footage Trump turns his head to the right slightly, a second before the first shot so instead of hitting him in the side of the head it hits his ear. I expect the shooter had already planned to shoot and even though Trump moved he pulled the trigger. The adrenaline would've maybe...

I believe she's Italian but I'm presuming you have researched her support for Spain. Sure she has her knockers but there's no doubting it was a catchy little tune and the video had quite a lot going for it. And yeah, nobody cares about her support, evidently least of all her.

I've only watched the clip once and can't be arsed to go back to find it but doesn't he reach for his ear prior to ducking? Unless that's "part of the act" of course.

England 5 Albania 0 Wembley Oct/Nov Ish 2022. Daughter's fiancé is Albanian. Just this one England game.