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I would really like it if we beat the team from Norwich. I think that this would be good

Yeah I think everyone is going to have a different favourite GTA game, largely based on when they were born. For me Vice City was MAGIC. The vibe, the atmosphere, the tunes and the Scarface/Carlito's Way references just made it an ABSOLUTE BELTER. I still loved San Andreas and obviously it's...

I stand corrected. To be fair the only teacher I know works in a prison and seems to get away with MURDER for a very decent wage. However he doesn't get the holidays that regular school teachers do so I just put two and two together. I apologise if I've insulted your profession. Guess it just...

I've NEVER understood the whole FIVE day working week with just TWO days off. Who came up with that idea? It's f***ing bullshit. I need FAR more time off than that. I hate working, it's shit. Why would I want to spend the vast majority of my time NOT enjoying myself? Yeah we all need to work to...

I'd forgotten it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and only went to check the post as I'm expecting a package. It wasn't there but I did have a little red card. Sadly however the only people that know my address are my bank and my mother. And my bank doesn't really like me. Kudos to the old dear...

WTF is going on with super hornet? That vicious bastard was one of my outside favourites. This group is blatantly unfair with three of the moust double hard critters sharing with the tournaments two most pussy beasts

Well it doesn't really make a difference does it, seeing as the Jellyfish is HISTORY in this competition anyway

Where did you get that from? I'd give it a 7

Blow me it's NECK AND NECK for second place between the Bee slaughtering badass and that pussyhole snake

You forgot to mention that his name absolutely WREAKS of FLAIR

Wash your mouth out son. You mark my words Kazenga is set to be the GREATEST thing to ever happen to this football club

Batigol maybe a super FLAIRNIAC GOD but he recognises the supreme FLAIR talent of Kazenga and wishes to be a part of the revolution he is set to kickstart. I also heard that PELE offered super Kazenga his sofa if he ever needed to crash and Juan Roman Riquelme BEGGED him to sleep with his sister

I can't stand tailgating and SHIT MY PANTS if I'm the passenger in a car where the driver is bumper to bumper with every car in front for the whole journey. If any dumb f*** tries to tailgate me then I slam on the brakes in the hope that they smash into the back of me, f*** up their car, have to...

I can never bring myself to buckle up in a cab for some reason. I think I always worry that the driver will take it as a dig against his driving if I am seen to strap in, as if I don't trust him not to plough his vehicle into the side of a building

So FLAIR he doesn't need HAIR

OK. Kazenga Lua Lua is undoubtedly THE most FLAIR player in all of the FLAIR league of lower division football. He is SO FLAIR that Gabriel Batistuta would PAY to clean his boots just to get a whiff of this KING OF FLAIR

"Coloured" people? I didn't think that term was very acceptable these days. Apart from anything else black people are no more "coloured" than white people. Neither black nor white are colours of the rainbow. What's wrong with calling a black guy a black guy?

That's the spirit. If we don't sign up super Kazenga forthwith then I will never forgive this club. He is going to DESTROY League One and is already a shoe in for player of the season if you ask me