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I find that slowing down, allowing the offending car to pass and then tailgaiting them with my lights on FULL BEAM is far more effective!

I would have clapped after this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ :clap:

That always used to perplex me too. Surely if you had a nut allergy then being told that something MIGHT contain nuts wouldn't tell you any more than you didn't know already. :shrug:

I try to stay neutral on this issue I really do, but is there any way that the Israeli sympathisers can justify some of the actions mentioned in this piece, or do they actually think that the Red Cross are lying...

Certainly not. I'm not supporting either side, just wish there was a way that both sides could see each other's point of view. This will never happen while their religious beliefs are so ingrained.

Hence, eradicate the cults on both sides and elleviate the problem. There really is no short term solution as both sides vehemently believe that the other should not be there. The long term plan should be get the opposing sides to view each other as one people. Sadly, this won't happen in any...

So you think it is right that young people of the region should be forced to move to a country that they may have never been to before because of what their ancestors did?

And here lieth the problem. A belief (on both sides) that land unreservedly belongs to them because of some crackpot's ramblings a couple of thousand years ago!

Wouldn't that be a simple solution, eh! Who would ban it? How would it be inforced? What about civil liberties? A way forward would be for governments, not to somehow ban religion, but to stop funding it, stop allowing tax breaks for it, teach it as a form of history and show the consequences...

Feck off!

As long as a belief exists that certain groups of people have a claim to land that is settled by another group of people, and these beliefs are passed on through generation after generation, there will never be an end to this conflict. Muslims will never rid themselves of Jews in the region and...

I remember that. The away end was closed so the 50 or so Cardiff fans were put into the North West corner with the Brighton fans. Unthinkable these days!

So that only gives me a 25% chance of surviving a road crossing. Think I'll take your advice and stay at home! What are the chances of my house burning down? Must be 50/50 (either it's on fire or it's not on fire!) I'm doomed!!! :eek:

When I walk across the road, technically I can either be hit by a car or not hit by a car. Does this mean every time I cross the road I have a 50% chance of being run over? :shrug:

BIS! Back in 1995-96 I was working at a small live band venue and the manager of the club had the opportunity of booking either Bis or Super Furry Animals to play live. I begged him to book SFA on the basis of having heard their forthcoming debut single "Hometown Unicorn". Unfortunately Bis...

Thanks RM, I was starting to feel homesick until I saw that! :clap2:

Good punchline! Body of the joke could do with tweaking though! :lolol:

Why do salesmen say "Cheap at half the price!"? ............Of course something would be cheaper if it was half the price! Why is it "Taking a crap" ............Surely it should be "LEAVING a crap" Why did residents of Sesame Street doubt the existence of a slow moving mammoth called Mr...

You used to be able to score straight from kick off by chipping the ball onto a team mates head and then just run with the ball bouncing on your head all the way to the opposition's goal! Crazy!

Surely a firm would have to pay tax at 15% of £1000 and reclaim at 17.5% of £800. How much a frim would reduce prices by would depend on laws of supply and demand, competition and price elasticity of said product. Maybe an economist can confirm this. Firms might also agree to subtract the 2.5%...