Have not had the pleasure of visiting Rochdale myself and have no plans to do so therefore will just have to take your word for the town being a "dung-hole"
Probably , the Millwall away play off match . I had been working at a construction site along the Old Kent road during the day and killed time in a pub nearby .
During a visit to the gents a geezer using a adjacent urinal said to me " you are from Brighton aren't you " . In a state of panic I...
If we are or about to be then this needs fixing fast
https://www.navylookout.com/mechanical-issue-prevents-hms-queen-elizabeth-from-sailing-on-nato-exercise/
Doubt the bint was ever a Morrissey fan either
"We may seem cold
Or we may even be the most depressing people you've ever known
At heart, what's left, we sadly know
That we are the last truly British people you've ever known
We are the last truly British people you will ever know
You'll ever...