Poet and comedic genius with works such as I can't find my camouflage net, Cosmo the fairly accurate knife thrower and Jason and the Arguments as well as some more serious thought-provoking stuff.
Originally From Manchester, Les moved To Mid-Wales 20 years ago, immersed himself in the local...
"Don't come the old acid with me," was a favourite of my nan's. For something a little more local "he/she's got a mouth like Clayton tunnel," referring to anyone excessively loud.
There's someone who must live close to me, because I've seen it a few times, with the reg no. B16 TOE. Obviously someone with a sense of humour rather than a complete ****.
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Tich formed the Superclarkes with the late Burke Shelley (ex Budgie) and used to play regularly at the Royal Oak in Cardiff on Sunday lunchtime. It's a small room and they were f**king loud.
Anhrefn's Rhys Mwyn side...
Nathan Jones stopping, putting his foot on the ball, stroking his chin thoughtfully, then nutmegging the opposition defender. Only saw him do it once (v Southend, I think) so not sure whether that could be described as trademark.
Michelle Kuipers when the ball was launched into the box, usually...