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Gerry Ryan - obviously a legend. Anybody involved in the 1983 Cup Final is by definition a legend.

We live in a cuntocracy.

I'm trying a "be nice" strategy to help me through this Covid thing but unfortunately it doesn't seem to work with Jake Humphrey. Sorry not sorry.

By strange, I presume you mean "admirable". Achieving happiness, which is indisputably the most rewarding purpose in life, with a narrow loss and a draw in a couple of football matches is absolutely fantastic.

I love the fact that you seem to genuinely believe that it is actually a valid point and that in your humble opinion Bloom, Ashworth and Potter appear not to have a scooby. I'm guessing you reckon Johnson isn't a mendacious charlatan too. Could be wrong. Obvs. Its just a guess.

Good chat Moshe but we really need Spanish Dave to biff a few now.

Is it The Evergreen Darren Stevens

I completely agree with this. I really enjoyed watching him and having him as part of our team/squad. The clause in the contract was a clever thing on both sides. Perhaps this is a sign of greater things to come for us?

I'm with you on that Moshe. Olly Rob for a couple of early strikes and then Carson to finish them off. #gosbts

To be honest we are better off without the mendacious sperm-spraying clown in Downing Street, so any break is more than welcome. It can only be a matter of time before he drowns in a car park puddle. The sooner the better - it is beyond any doubt that he is unfit for the job and the worst holder...

You would be worried if we signed a current England international forward? Blimey - not sure you would of enjoyed the Fred Binney and Ricky Marlowe days too much

The so called Jester from Leicester once again proving that this is the most inappropriate epithet in the sporting pantheon. Not only is he engaged in a bodgathon with Bomber Brown but now he's prodding the pink round the table despite needing a snooker on the black which is over a pocket. #TSCJFL

Morgan giving it some serious humpety. There is a big score looming for The World Champions

There is no evidence to support this claim. If the ECB didnt value 4 day cricket they would certainly have not bothered setting up the Bob Willis Trophy never mind underwritten the cost of it. See you in the deckchairs.

Does Johnson's flip flop mean that the crowds will be lobbed out of The Crucible?

100% this. Top bloke with a heart of gold and at least one amazing finger-nail.

Barry Bridges?

I had a chat with our window cleaner, who is a Brentford fan, yesterday. He said "I've got a feeling we're gonna do it". "Do what?" ….. "Automatic. Mate. Just need eight wins on the bounce and we will be there. You watch. Starting with West Brom on Friday". He's a lovely bloke and his people...

The main positive is the saving on Pampers for bedwetters across the city. What is it about the clarity of thinking of Bloom and Barber, the quality of the football strategy developed by Ashworth and the outstanding coaching credentials of Mr Potter that people still blubbing on about...

And I rejoined the Labour Party in order to be eligible to vote for Starmer as leader. I am impressed by the start he has made in the job. The number of people who think that the mendacious charlatan currently inhabiting 10 Downing Street is suitable to be our Prime Minister in the situation we...