I mean, I'll happily cheer if he pulls off some sublime bit of skill, but he does do "standing around with a face like a slapped arse" like nobody else.
France v Belgium
17:00 on ITV
Dusseldorf
Portugal v Slovenia
20:00 on BBC
Frankfurt
(Apologies to @jcdenton08 if there is already a thread, mods feel free to merge /delete)