Late one night in Rio. Large African girl, approached me with an offer of er entertainment. I politely declined and she punched me hard in the nuts. Threw me to the ground and attempted to get my body belt. Failed. We then picked each other up and wished each other good night. She had of course...
Look at it from the agents point of view. Sell to City for say 25m and job done. Or sell to Brighton for 20m and then in eighteen months time to Chelsea for 120m. Which is he going to go for?
The best one is when they get on the bus, look around and seize their opportunity to do the full I had my bus pass here somewhere routine. The look of crestfallen disappointment on their face when the driver happily waves them through.
Schalke midfielder is being linked on our UK channels. I have not been over this season to see him, but interesting as Bayern are as always sniffing around...
Very lucky to do all three. Marseille the favourite, wonderful weather, lovely local crowd. ‘It is OK my friend you can speak English here. This is not Paris’ I may need to spend more time in Provence.
Enjoy it while it lasts, he will be a very hard act to follow. The text target will be a trophy as simple as that. Just imagine for a moment if Todd hadn't phoned.
The firing of tear gas can have devastating consequences for anyone with Asthma. As soon as it was clear there was a problem the concourses should have been opened to allow supporters to flee.
Ok. Best day. Beating Wednesday at Highbury. Nothing has ever come close. Loved the win against Brizzy at Cardiff. Unexpected and with a sensible kick off time a whole evening to enjoy it.