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Bloody Liberal. The only language these people understand is being tied to a stake, having their stomachs split open and then have rats eat their entrails. If only we still had the birch.

I knew there was something funny about him, his eyes are too close together. We would not have had a baby eating manager if DEAN WILKINS (SWOON!!!!) was still in charge. In fact we would be looking forward to the second leg of the Champions League semi-final, as he would of got us promoted like...

This is going to cost me EXTRA money to buy tickets for the playoffs. If Dean Wilkins was manager (gets me dripping like a BROKEN FRIDGE) this would never of happened as we would of had autmatic promotion, and I could go down the BINGO with Mrs Brady and find out the DIRT that she has on Dick TIGHT.

Wilkins IN Poyet OUT

We would have a betterer stadium if Dean Wilkins was still manger and Dick TIGHT had not used the Cup Final money to build a Eva Bosnia-Herzagovina Wonderbra shaped swimming pool in his private villa in SPAIN.

I have watched that now for two hours non-stop. Look at Dean (Ladies Man!!!!! Seventh!!!!!) Wilkins in those shorts, it got my motor running so much I had to pop upstairs for my rampant rabbit (called DEAN!!) and have given my freshly trimmed minkie such a hammering that it now resembles an...

This would never of happened if Dean Wilkins (7thhhhhhhhhhh!!!, and has me dripping like a broken fridge every time I think of him) was still manger.

Mr bhadebenhams has indeed now cleared out the loft and I am lying in it, legs akimbo. Come on Dean (Seventh!!!!!), you know you want some of my GASH IN THE ATTIC.

I have had to lie down after hearing the OUTRAGEOUS news that Dean Wilkins (moistening thighs!) has been sacked again. I am sure that Dick Knight is behind it too. To show the SWISS B'STARDS that I mean business this gal is fighting back with a three point anti-Swiss plan: 1: NO Toblerone until...

Dean Wilkins

If DEAN WILKINS had been eating there I would have been under the table, and in SEVENTH (geddit!!) heaven, and there would only be one sausage I had my eyes on *MOISTENS*

This is a disgrace. Buckley's bandy legs keep me going in the East Stand each week. I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time BARNES scored at the Amex, and it now looks like Marouane Fellaini's barnet, Mr bhadebenhams is refusing to plate me until I cut it again, complaining that it is...

Well I for one am OUTRAGED. Wayne Bridge is my favourite player, and I was planning to have his initials vajazzled onto my clunker, but after seeing those pictures of him with that SLUT I will instead let my noo-noo grow, and it can end up like Terry Waite's allotment for all I care. Mr...

This would of never had hadppend if Dean Wilkins (SWOON!) was still in charge

Not ready for the Premiership? Poyeh lacks AMBITION, this wood never have hapened under Dean Wilkins (gush!). Instead of Wolves tomorrow we would have gone up as Champions last saeson and be chalenging for Europa, haveing stuffed Chelsea 5-0 (Savage (2), McFaul, Bertin, Kerry Dixon og). Its all...

Well said, I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time we won as a protest and it is now looking like Terry Waite's allotment. Mr bhadebenhams now won't go near my clopper and has taken to slipping me up the Gary Glitter to get his conjugal rights. This would never have happened if Dean...

It's too late, we all know that Dick Knight is manipulating things since he sacked Dean Wilkins (SEVENTH IN LEAGUE ONE). Set your Sat Navs for Braintree Town and Telford, Poyett will have us in the Blue Square before you can say 'overloaded midfield'.

Dick Knight is to blame. We would never have lost to Middlesboro yesterday if he had not sacked Dean Wilkins BECAUSE we would have been in the Premiership beating Chelsea 5-0 at Stamford Bridge (Bas Savage 2, Jonny Dixon 1, Shane McFaul 1, Osgood o.g.). It is well known in certain circles at my...

Another Radio 1 DJ? Why don't they just close down the station? I never liked that DLT either, people with beards have something to hide, although it's often just their chin. I'm just praying that no one comes forward with any tales or Terry Wogan sniffing convent girls' bicycle seats, or Ken...

I am shocked at the accusations about Jimmy Saville on ITV1 tonight at 9pm, but not surprised. I never liked him in Bronski Beat or The Communards, always thought he was a wrong un, and guess what, I was right. Pervert.