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the family fortunes had me creased up

champion the wonder horse

wrapping it around the hand also reduces the amount of 'reach' that you have when trying to get right up the back of the crack. it would be interesting to see which method uses the least amount of paper (well, maybe not THAT interesting)

what do you call a donkey with 3 legs? . . . . . . . . . .. . a wonkey :)

surely it's the welsh

taylor made R7 driver - £190 - it's awesome

Arlington Road - not a good film if you're after a 'feel good' ending. You'll both sit there at the end of it in silence, whilst I expect that you're after the ' right, lets have sex' kind of feeling. How about Jagged Edge? Good luck

and right after the cricket, the channel 4 news started with how a south african had won the ashes for us - twats sky have never let us down on sports coverage

oooh i just love being told what to do bring it on yorkie & race

'not being able to afford sky' ? tale one look around any council estate / block of flats - f***ing sky dishes everywhere. i too hate to see the cricket go to sky, but don't start pretending that the masses won't be able to see it, because they will.

earth, wind and fire? taxi!

d'oh! - damn those brightly coloured jumpers, damn them to hell an enquiry is called for as i definately saw jane tampering with rod's balls

Minghawk's Marvels 1. The Mighty Ming 2. Big Al 3. Pherromone Rich 4. The Gay Bondini 5. Jasper left feet 6. Captain Fantastic Bowl first please

not like that - that's for sure

no-f***ing-way !!!!!! it's not me - honest

no, sometimes it was a caravan or something equally difficult to share between two guys.

arkoss fairey a greek ponce? used the last letters of the county, as that sounded so much better than arkoss faisur hold on, it now sounds like a turkish ponce - excellent

you big girl gritt. having said that, the film When the North Wind Blows (about two tigers - ahhhh) gets me blubbing. There's no way I'm watching that film again, unless there's no-one else at home :)

i bet they're really f***ed off that Greece won Euro 2004. 'That's just not on - surely England, Spain or Italy should have won, I know, lets change the rules....'

would probably need a refresher - been driving since 1985, about 25K a year on average, but i doubt if i'd pass that reverse around a corner bollocks, could never get the wheels to stay within a couple of inches of the curb, now I just do a quick U-y