WOMEN. FFS, we do not have ESP. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?

[Gritt23]

For crying out loud, us men are reasonable folk. Ask us to do something and there's a decent chance we'll do it. We won't deliberately cause a row by refusing a simple request, but for sake, make the request.

AND most importantly make the request out loud, don't just think it and expect us to guess.

Listening - I'm good.
Following instructions - I'm not at all bad.
ESP - I'm shit.

If I refuse to get you a drink / sandwich / slice of toast / put the bins out / turn the light off / turn the light on / get the car out / check if we have something in the freezer / turn the telly over / put the radio on etc etc, then have a go.

BUT IF YOU'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING HOW IS IT MY FAULT WHEN I DON'T DO IT?!?!?


Arrrgggghhhhhh.

 

[Beach Hut]

Would you refuse a shag though if offered

 

[Yorkie]

We do expect men to think for themselves and not have to be told what to do all the time

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

It's genetic differences that cause this. Going back to 'hunter-gatherer days', men needed to communicate in dangerous situations (eg. hunting wild animals) on a daily basis. So clear, simple instruction was essential.

 

[dougdeep]

We do expect men to think for themselves and not have to be told what to do all the time

Now you tell us!

 

[Everest]

I thought she'd come out with something like that.

 

[Race]

We do expect men to think for themselves and not have to be told what to do all the time

Have to agree! Men know exactly what needs doing but they like to be treated like kids and be TOLD! How else do they get to do their 'hard done by' routine at least once a day!!!

 

[Easy 10]

Its the punishment I enjoy.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

!!!!

 

[Minghawk]

oooh i just love being told what to do
bring it on yorkie & race

 

[The Large One]

For crying out loud, us men are reasonable folk. Ask us to do something and there's a decent chance we'll do it. We won't deliberately cause a row by refusing a simple request, but for sake, make the request.

AND most importantly make the request out loud, don't just think it and expect us to guess.

Listening - I'm good.
Following instructions - I'm not at all bad.
ESP - I'm shit.

If I refuse to get you a drink / sandwich / slice of toast / put the bins out / turn the light off / turn the light on / get the car out / check if we have something in the freezer / turn the telly over / put the radio on etc etc, then have a go.

BUT IF YOU'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING HOW IS IT MY FAULT WHEN I DON'T DO IT?!?!?


Arrrgggghhhhhh.

And even when they do tell us, it's usually a sarcastic snipe 'oh, OK, I'll get my own sandwich then', or a dropped hint 'oh, I'm hungry...'

We don't want hints or tips, if you want something, just ask in a clear, unambiguous way. Plain English will suffice.

 

[GUNTER]

Glad it seems to happen to most men then - phew!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Have to agree! Men know exactly what needs doing but they like to be treated like kids and be TOLD! How else do they get to do their 'hard done by' routine at least once a day!!!

Men are much more tolerant. Of mess; and particularly of women.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Its the punishment I enjoy.

!!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Women and eating. In the name of all that's holy, it's just a bit of hunger. People get hungry all the time. You are not so special that the world should stop for your hunger-induced mood-swings. I tell you to carry a banana in your bag just in case you haven't eaten for 3 hours and need sustenance, but you don't listen. Perhaps you want to be unhappy. Perhaps it's a pleasant release and a convenient excuse.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Tell her to f*** off and meet someone else.

Women: Slut Faced Whores

 

[GUNTER]

Tell her to f*** off and meet someone else.

Women: Slut Faced Whores

 

[king Wombat]

Tell her to f*** off and meet someone else.

Women: Slut Faced Whores

easy tiger

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Or as the Harry Enfield sketch goes: Women Know Your Limits

 

[Race]

Or as the Harry Enfield sketch goes: Women Know Your Limits

Men, you just KNOW you cant be doing without us really