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    Rudolf the red nosed...............

    Drunk Russian ballet dancer?
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    Chatroom

    I got in but there's only Juan and Bozza there?
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    NSC's biggest mincer?

    Today I shall be mostly wearing a powdered wig, a blouse with leg of mutton sleves and white tights. I vote portlander.
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    nsc's finest hour

    I stand corrected. Wasn't it an evening game?
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    Name an American State.

    No one mentioned New York [the state]
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    nsc's finest hour

    Turkeygate was fun and Dwayne and Zig going at it was top entertainment. What about Harveys mistaking Will Packham for a black bloke?
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    Why can't men have boobs, a minge and be fit?

    I'm free Mr Granger. Bugger!
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    Sign here if you are unhappy with Seagulls World

    I don't think I'll be renewing at this rate.
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    live commentary - whats the story?

    By the way, I'm wearing a pink visor from Taylor made, a green tie from Armani and boxer briefs from the Dollar store. Thanks.
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    live commentary - whats the story?

    It's not just me then. Can't seem to get in the chatroom either. I'll go and play golf then. ARSE!
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    Caption Competition

    number 2's on a skate board surely?
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    Hateful creeping Americanisms part 2944

    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hateful creeping Americanisms part 2944 Also the word athlete comes out as athherlete. They make a big point of emphasizing the letter H, then leaving it out all together in the word herb.
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    Celebrations

    Good point Lush. Well made.
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    NSC 'Neighbours'

    :ohmy: I'm being spit roasted by West Hoathly Seagull and Vlad the Impala. OUCH!
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    Official Ryder Cup Thread

    classic. little woosie chugging champers and ending up with a big snotter hanging.:clap2:
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    Official Ryder Cup Thread

    And Europe cleaning up in the fashion department, not because they are styling, just because USA's threads are so gash. And should the septics get a good shoeing tomorrow, be sure to listen out for the "When did a European last win a major" or "We can't understand what all the hype is about the...
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    NSC Swearing Game

    I'll take this one if I may. TWERP. There, I said it.
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    A real word?

    My American missus is well amused by the word burgled. As am I with such gems as "winningest" [person or team with most wins]? Quite a few food items over here have the instructions on them saying "cook until desired doneness" They just make shit up to sound educated. :lolol:
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    Sports Personality Of The Year

    Overseas sportsman of the year. Floyd Landis :lolol:
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    Darren Clarke

    Very sad. I've met Darren Clarke at the Wachovia in Charlotte, great bloke, very funny and has all the time in the world for others. Bounce back soon mate. RIP Heather.

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